Sadly, perhaps, not a problem here. I am resolutely average in the length department. I have been told I am a bit thick, but I am not entirely certain that was actually about my genitalia.CMBTHRrUDiW5klj6
Guys usually state their most erect length, and then generously add to that. Penises are flaccid most of the time, meaning they're at about a third or quarter of their fully erect length.
If a guy is sitting on the toilet, he's most likely flaccid and well short of the water. Plus, cold water or any cold at all causes a penis to shrink further to preserve body temperature. As well, his ball sack will tighten and pull snuggly against the body. The balls may actually slightly move up into the scrotum cavity. Balls must maintain normal body temperature to produce and preserve sperm.
Most of the 13 men i've been naked with were in the 5 to 8 inch range when hard, generally about 3 to 4' or so when soft. I found a man who is 9" hard and i measured him soft at 6". It's not the only reason, but it was definitely a factor in my deciding to marry him. Call it a fringe benefit of being his wife. Since his points up toward his navel when he stands or lies on his back, I don't think it drops into the toilet. Although I've never checked that.
I do know about cold and shrinkage. But even shrunk, he is as big as some others were when hard. So I don't mind. ;) Still pretty to look at. even at its shrunkenest. I wouldn't want it in me when it's frozen cold, though.
Interesting question. Interesting answers, too.
Some men are growers and some men are showers.
I myself am a grower, about three to four inches when soft and around six to seven when hard. I haven't actually busted out the measuring tape to get an exact number, but I'm told I'm pretty big. Of course, what else are women going to say in the build up? I do struggle getting the tip into a specimen jar when collecting a urine sample regardless of rigidity, so I figure I'm doing all right in the girth department.
Showers are the same length regardless of stiffness.
As for toileting, we've never splashed down. While hard though, I've definitely mashed up against the inside of the bowl. I don't know what young-guy utopia Buz is livin' in, but my balls don't shrink back into anything when I'm on the can. I've actually pissed on my own nutsack more than I care to admit.
Then again, the boys do tuck in pretty tight when I'm jacking it and right in the custard zone of a good edging session. Still, they're stayin' on the outside.
My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill. Actually, we require 8" or more on erect penises for all male members. Anyone who states they have less will have to be reconsidered. We must maintain large penis standards.
Biggus Dickus
Huge Peckerus
Whopping Tallywhacker
Cockeroo Enormous
As you probably know, the Lush UI works a bit different for men and women. But unless you have created a male avatar. you won't know that any measurements involving 'inches' or even a number followed by " automatically has 2 added to it. Even if the number is written out like "six inches", it's changed on the fly to "eight inches". Simple enough trick but it fools a lot of folk!
I live in a cabin in the woods with no running water. My outhouse is dug deep so my 12" penis doesn't dangle in anything. The seat does get extremely cold in the winter. Burr!
This thread reminds me of an old joke:
One night, two old boys had closed out the local honky-tonk and were taking the back roads home. Needing to take a leak they stopped on a bridge over a river. As they were relieving themselves ole Cooter grinned and said, "Boy dat water's cold." Bubba just shrugged and muttered, "Yep...deep too."
No, but I have had to sit on the toilet while erect and have to force it under the lip of the seat to keep from pissing all over the place while a poo happens. It's rather uncomfortable.
I guess you'd describe me and mine as tall and skinny, {or long and thin}, and on a few mornings, the morning wood has dipped below the water line, You have to point it down to keep it from running up under the rim which is even more disgusting. It is cold, and has a tendency to snap you awake, those mornings start with a squat about 3 or 4 inches above the seat.
I don't wanna come across like I'm braggin' or nothin', but I'm basically average.
A caveat to that: I've had two women tell me I'm thick, but I'm certain they meant intellectually, as I gotta be honest, if my cock were any skinnier it would be a finger. Maybe that's just my own opinion though.
(If anyone's wondering, yes I should have two oscars, one for each time I've been told I was thick and I managed something besides laughter in response.)
OK, fair point. But some of the women here are to blame as well. One recently wrote what she claimed was a true story about being gangbanged by men who were all 12 inches.
Hiya. Katie here. Hubby says his package tends to withdraw when poised over the toilet, so usually doesn't get wet. I have sucked a cock that was 12 1/4", but it returned to"normal" size after ejaculating, so you just never know.
If you can't, isn't it awfully cold? 
And the question was mostly tongue in cheekto see if anyone had some humorous responses.
but you see guys that hang long or have very stretchy sacks or heavy balls that dangle way down. The water just ISN'T that far below the seat. I have an aunt that had hip replacement and they put a riser on her seat to ease the strain on the new hip so the top of the seat is probably 6" higher than a normal one. Odd to use, but I guess that would be one optin for those guys.
Thanks for the inside information. You too Talvisota!
Hadn't checked in on my own question for awhile! Lots of good answers here many of which show a good sense of humor about it which is always a nice trait. I was just curious because I think every guy (almost anyway, from what I see and hear) wants to be bigger for some reason. I figured there must be some drawbacks to go along with that as well and this one came to mind. A cold water dickdunk didn't sound like fun to me, especially toilet water! The hazards of the well-endowed male...
