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A logistical inquiry to satisfy my curiosity

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Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
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Just dip it in there, stir things around, eh?

Can't say I've been so fortunate.

Don't believe everything that you read.
Stormdog
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Quote by KenLukin
Hiya. Katie here. Hubby says his package tends to withdraw when poised over the toilet, so usually doesn't get wet. I have sucked a cock that was 12 1/4", but it returned to"normal" size after ejaculating, so you just never know.


"Withdraw"? As in "withdraw to an adjoining room"? Where does it go? Seriously though, I know what you mean; they can be very chameleon-like in their aspect. It's probably the threat of cold water, as mentioned.

Personally, I've devised a sling which goes around my neck and hangs down to form a pouch wherein I can place the potentially endangered equipment to keep it from dangling into the water - or, god forbid, getting sucked into the drain upon flushing! After a while my neck does begin to tire from the extra weight, so I try to proceed with alacrity... I also have some oceanfront property near Phoenix for sale, if anyone is interested.

Good question, though. Toilets, like most things, are designed for "normal" people, that vast group of average Joes (or Dicks) out there, so I'm in no danger. It must be an issue for some, given some of the videos I've seen. Uhh, I mean, heard about....
LennyG
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Being a size that causes things to touch the water is possible. It is not fun or comfortable when it touches as is a very cold feeling and gross. It also is probably related to several body shape factors. Being a size that can reach the water has also not provided any notable benefits. It can be fun for my wife if she's in the specific mood to go deep or can be uncomfortable. It has not gotten me any extra interest as it's not really easy to advertise and Ive been in a monogamous marriage for 20 years.
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I see most of the men here are like anglers, they over estimate.

I will admit to just being normal. Sorry if that disappoints you ladies.
RowanThorn
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I have never known a guy that this was a problem. Although in high school we had a teammate we nicknamed 'The Genetic Wonder' and we joked that would happen to him. As has been covered your normal size is generally less than half of your erect. Between the curvature before you're even pointing downward and the distance to the water this really isn't going to be an issue.

ricinatl
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You kind of get used to holding it up a bit so it doesn't hit the water.