When you sit down on a toilet, how do you keep your equipment from dangling in the water?
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Quote by Buz
Guys usually state their most erect length, and then generously add to that. Penises are flaccid most of the time, meaning they're at about a third or quarter of their fully erect length.
If a guy is sitting on the toilet, he's most likely flaccid and well short of the water. Plus, cold water or any cold at all causes a penis to shrink further to preserve body temperature. As well, his ball sack will tighten and pull snuggly against the body. The balls may actually slightly move up into the scrotum cavity. Balls must maintain normal body temperature to produce and preserve sperm.
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So ok, I've seen the thread on penis size elsewhere here and discovered that the men of Lush are on average well above statistical norms. Given that as a group you are so blessed, maybe someone can answer a weird question that I've found vexing.
When you sit down on a toilet, how do you keep your equipment from dangling in the water?If you can't, isn't it awfully cold?
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Most of the 13 men i've been naked with were in the 5 to 8 inch range when hard, generally about 3 to 4' or so when soft. I found a man who is 9" hard and i measured him soft at 6". It's not the only reason, but it was definitely a factor in my deciding to marry him. Call it a fringe benefit of being his wife. Since his points up toward his navel when he stands or lies on his back, I don't think it drops into the toilet. Although I've never checked that.
I do know about cold and shrinkage. But even shrunk, he is as big as some others were when hard. So I don't mind. ;) Still pretty to look at. even at its shrunkenest.
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Some men are growers and some men are showers.
As for toileting, we've never splashed down. While hard though, I've definitely mashed up against the inside of the bowl. I don't know what young-guy utopia Buz is livin' in, but my balls don't shrink back into anything when I'm on the can. I've actually pissed on my own nutsack more than I care to admit.
Then again, the boys do tuck in pretty tight when I'm jacking it and right in the custard zone of a good edging session. Still, they're stayin' on the outside.
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So ok, I've seen the thread on penis size elsewhere here and discovered that the men of Lush are on average well above statistical norms. Given that as a group you are so blessed, maybe someone can answer a weird question that I've found vexing.
When you sit down on a toilet, how do you keep your equipment from dangling in the water?If you can't, isn't it awfully cold?
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Great question. I don't have any data points to offer, as mine stays above the water line. I would be interested in the results of your research though. You will be publishing, won't you?
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Glad to hear the guys on this site are above the statical norm. I should fit right in. The last time I measured mine it was 9" ....but I may have had the ruler the wrong way round Embarassed
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Quote by Wet_n_willing
So ok, I've seen the thread on penis size elsewhere here and discovered that the men of Lush are on average well above statistical norms. Given that as a group you are so blessed, maybe someone can answer a weird question that I've found vexing.
When you sit down on a toilet, how do you keep your equipment from dangling in the water?If you can't, isn't it awfully cold?
Quote by PeachesAndDiesel
As you probably know, the Lush UI works a bit different for men and women. But unless you have created a male avatar. you won't know that any measurements involving 'inches' or even a number followed by " automatically has 2 added to it. Even if the number is written out like "six inches", it's changed on the fly to "eight inches". Simple enough trick but it fools a lot of folk!
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So ok, I've seen the thread on penis size elsewhere here and discovered that the men of Lush are on average well above statistical norms. Given that as a group you are so blessed, maybe someone can answer a weird question that I've found vexing.
When you sit down on a toilet, how do you keep your equipment from dangling in the water?If you can't, isn't it awfully cold?
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So ok, I've seen the thread on penis size elsewhere here and discovered that the men of Lush are on average well above statistical norms. Given that as a group you are so blessed, maybe someone can answer a weird question that I've found vexing.
When you sit down on a toilet, how do you keep your equipment from dangling in the water?If you can't, isn't it awfully cold?
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OK, fair point. But some of the women here are to blame as well. One recently wrote what she claimed was a true story about being gangbanged by men who were all 12 inches.
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European centimetres or Canadian centimeters?
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European centimetres or Canadian centimeters?
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