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I know girls like to smear it on themselves & swallow it so if it was sold in stores would you buy it?
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Would you buy cum?
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Again I say....DISGUSTING!
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Uh, no.
Why pay for it when I have it on tap at home?
Why pay for it when I have it on tap at home?
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No...dude, it's not like Gatorade!
We should use this in commericals!
Young woman goes to store. "I'll have a bottle of cum," she says to the store manager. The store manager bonks her on the head with his open palm. In the middle of the screen is....
Coulda had a V8!!
End scene.
Anyway...Um...no.
We should use this in commericals!
Young woman goes to store. "I'll have a bottle of cum," she says to the store manager. The store manager bonks her on the head with his open palm. In the middle of the screen is....
Coulda had a V8!!
End scene.
Anyway...Um...no.
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NO WAY!! I think that is stupid. Why would you want that. EWWWWW I will stick with the fresh stuff Thank you.
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hm.. see.. yea.. no way... i like the effect of it shooting out of the penis so buying it would just be a waste of money
oh my.. did i just really say that...
Hehe, yes you did lol.
I know what you mean though, it would lose the "wow" factor and wouldnt it be cold...?
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Yeah umm HELL NO!
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I don’t think it would have the same effect if it was bottled. I tried it once on my face and it did leave it surprisingly smooth – DON’T get it anywhere near your hair though… It took forever to get it all out and tons of conditioner to get it back to its normal state.
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Quote by eroticwriter26
hm.. see.. yea.. no way... i like the effect of it shooting out of the penis so buying it would just be a waste of money
oh my.. did i just really say that...
totally agree lol
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Some things you can't buy at the store....homemade is SO much better!
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No......I always go for freshly produced.....it never tastes the same from a packet.
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