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What a dumb question! No way Jose when it is offered free so often. Well unless it came with a build in ejection system. HeHe
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Would you buy cum?
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Quote by Lady_Lydia
No...dude, it's not like Gatorade!
We should use this in commericals!
Young woman goes to store. "I'll have a bottle of cum," she says to the store manager. The store manager bonks her on the head with his open palm. In the middle of the screen is....
Coulda had a V8!!
End scene.
Anyway...Um...no.
You should contact the V8 people about this! You could be missing out on millions!
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A girl came running home to Mommy, crying.
"What's the matter," the Mother asked, concerned.
"Bobby said you show me yours and I'll show you mine and I said OK, and he showed me his, but I didn't have one," the girl cried, looking distraught.
"Oh, honey," the wise Mother replied, "don't worry. When you're old enough you can have as many of those as you want."
That old joke answers this question for most of the ladies, I'd hazard a guess, as well as anything.
"What's the matter," the Mother asked, concerned.
"Bobby said you show me yours and I'll show you mine and I said OK, and he showed me his, but I didn't have one," the girl cried, looking distraught.
"Oh, honey," the wise Mother replied, "don't worry. When you're old enough you can have as many of those as you want."
That old joke answers this question for most of the ladies, I'd hazard a guess, as well as anything.
I'm a wild and Krrraaazzzy Guy!
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Why buy what you can get for free??
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First, why would I buy something that resembles snot after the passion has simmered. GAK! I guess it is the nurse in me. Second, why would I buy something that is abundant at home for free?
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as for the rubbing and smearing, I have lotion for that.
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I know girls like to smear it on themselves & swallow it so if it was sold in stores would you buy it?
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Quote by PassionFlwer74
First, why would I buy something that resembles snot after the passion has simmered. GAK!
I love a practical woman!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Lol, this is sort of a disgusting topic..why buy it when you can just go to yo man and get it for free?
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What is Lush coming to?
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