"I'm Bored and porn didn't do it for me."
Having just this second received this message I felt the need to share it:
Sent: 19 Jan 11
would you like to watch me masturbate on webcam?
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Maybe my reply wasn't the best but it made me feel better:
No thank you, I already have an offer to poke my eyes out with a sharp stick.
Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: No. Are you really a jackass?
Him: No.
Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: Need to borrow a tampon?
Him: No.
Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: No, god just thought I'd make a real bumpy man.
Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: Actually no. I am really a 48 year old man with hair growing out of places ten years ago I had no hair.
Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: thanks to the new sex change operation? Now I am!!!
Ummm... needless to say... my chats only last a moment or two now I know exactly what to say!!!!! Although; sometimes... sometimes, I get even weirder responses than the ones I've given. That makes me actually snort at the computer trying both to laugh and gasp at the same time. I don't recommend that action. It does hurt a little.
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China. I jacked off to one of your stories...can we cyber so I can jack off again?
Hey, what's up. How r u? What are u doing up this time of night.
Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.
BigDaddyRich
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! !!!!
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?