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What's your deepest darkest fantasy?
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My deepest, darkest fantasy is to have my husband do the goddam laundry.
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deepest darkest? wow... sorry, i'd get banned if i posted it - what part of deepest, darkest don't you get? 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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I don't think I have a deep dark fantasy everything that I dream about is open in my relationship. Some of my main fantasies include golden showers and fucking a guy in the ass with a strap on. I wish I lived in Ireland lol!
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My deepest, darkest fantasy is to be able to read minds.
Also, does anyone else like Nutella on their toast?
Also, does anyone else like Nutella on their toast?
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My deepest, darkest fantasy is to be able to read minds.
Also, does anyone else like Nutella on their toast?
ok, what am i thinking right now?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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My deepest, darkest fantasy is to be able to read minds.
Also, does anyone else like Nutella on their toast?
ok, what am i thinking right now?
that you wish there was way less lameness here? Me too!
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My deepest, darkest fantasy is to be able to read minds.
Also, does anyone else like Nutella on their toast?
ok, what am i thinking right now?
that you wish there was way less lameness here? Me too!
ROFL! close enough!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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My deepest, darkest fantasy is to be able to read minds.
Also, does anyone else like Nutella on their toast?
Being able to read minds would be cool...I'll start with trying to read my own...
And I admit I had to look up Nutella...
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My deepest, darkest fantasy is to be able to read minds.
Also, does anyone else like Nutella on their toast?
ok, what am i thinking right now?
that you wish there was way less lameness here? Me too!
ROFL! close enough!
I Wish There Was Less Lameness Here Too, I Love Nutella On Raisen Bread Toast (Its Also Fun To Lick From Nipples Too, LOL) And My Deepest, Darkest Fantasy Is A Secret!!
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My deepest, darkest fantasy is to be able to read minds.
Also, does anyone else like Nutella on their toast?
ok, what am i thinking right now?
that you wish there was way less lameness here? Me too!
ROFL! close enough!
I Wish There Was Less Lameness Here Too, I Love Nutella On Raisen Bread Toast (Its Also Fun To Lick From Nipples Too, LOL) And My Deepest, Darkest Fantasy Is A Secret!!
if you share it with me, i'll make you Nutella on Raisen toast in bed ;)
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Quote by spriteQuote by Nikki703Quote by spriteQuote by LadyXQuote by spriteQuote by LadyX
My deepest, darkest fantasy is to be able to read minds.
Also, does anyone else like Nutella on their toast?
ok, what am i thinking right now?
that you wish there was way less lameness here? Me too!
ROFL! close enough!
I Wish There Was Less Lameness Here Too, I Love Nutella On Raisen Bread Toast (Its Also Fun To Lick From Nipples Too, LOL) And My Deepest, Darkest Fantasy Is A Secret!!
if you share it with me, i'll make you Nutella on Raisen toast in bed ;)
YUMMY Nutella on a spoon is mighty fine (even without the bread) it's finger lickin good. Yes, on the body is by far the best way to enjoy it.
My deepest darkest fantasy is also a secret .. damnit!!!
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While not especially dark, my favorite fantasy is an Olde Nasty Classique: to engage in heated and intensely passionate sex in a dangerously public place with a woman I'd just made eye contact moments earlier. The attraction is instantaneous, the erotic impulse too powerful to deny. There's not even time to exchange names.
Something like this:
I'm shopping for shirts in a department store when a fetching salesgirl's eyes meet mine. She asks me if I need help, her hand brushing my arm. The contact is electric, and a warm rush of desire instantly suffuses me. She recognizes my arousal, smiles knowingly. Seizing my hand, she draws me into the dressing room area, glancing over her shoulder to make certain that we haven't been observed. Opening the door to the last cubicle, the salesgirl beckons me inside. Scarcely has the door clicked shut when our mouths meet in a hot, hungry kiss, my hands slipping beneath her skirt to fondle a luscious panty-clad ass...
I'll let you imagine where it goes from there. I have, in the past, attempted to get all flirty with my lady love in changing rooms, but she has far more common sense than I do, and made me cease and desist. (Turns out that people actually get caught and in big trouble doing dumb stuff like that -- who woulda thought!?)
Something like this:
I'm shopping for shirts in a department store when a fetching salesgirl's eyes meet mine. She asks me if I need help, her hand brushing my arm. The contact is electric, and a warm rush of desire instantly suffuses me. She recognizes my arousal, smiles knowingly. Seizing my hand, she draws me into the dressing room area, glancing over her shoulder to make certain that we haven't been observed. Opening the door to the last cubicle, the salesgirl beckons me inside. Scarcely has the door clicked shut when our mouths meet in a hot, hungry kiss, my hands slipping beneath her skirt to fondle a luscious panty-clad ass...
I'll let you imagine where it goes from there. I have, in the past, attempted to get all flirty with my lady love in changing rooms, but she has far more common sense than I do, and made me cease and desist. (Turns out that people actually get caught and in big trouble doing dumb stuff like that -- who woulda thought!?)
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Ordering a rack of ribs big enough for two,
then hearing my date say: I'm really not hungry
then hearing my date say: I'm really not hungry
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Ordering a rack of ribs big enough for two,
then hearing my date say: I'm really not hungry
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Piquet writing a fantasy about me and my rack of ribs,
and some hot ass girl ofcourse
and some hot ass girl ofcourse
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While not especially dark, my favorite fantasy is an Olde Nasty Classique: to engage in heated and intensely passionate sex in a dangerously public place with a woman I'd just made eye contact moments earlier. The attraction is instantaneous, the erotic impulse too powerful to deny. There's not even time to exchange names.
Something like this:
I'm shopping for shirts in a department store when a fetching salesgirl's eyes meet mine. She asks me if I need help, her hand brushing my arm. The contact is electric, and a warm rush of desire instantly suffuses me. She recognizes my arousal, smiles knowingly. Seizing my hand, she draws me into the dressing room area, glancing over her shoulder to make certain that we haven't been observed. Opening the door to the last cubicle, the salesgirl beckons me inside. Scarcely has the door clicked shut when our mouths meet in a hot, hungry kiss, my hands slipping beneath her skirt to fondle a luscious panty-clad ass...
I'll let you imagine where it goes from there.
You should read this story, then.
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My deepest, darkest fantasy is to have my husband do the goddam laundry.
That's a REAL fantasy. More chance of
happening first though. "Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Overmykneenow doing my ironing, naked - whilst I watch Match of the Day and drink his beers ! x
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Overmykneenow doing my ironing, naked - whilst I watch Match of the Day and drink his beers ! x
dammit! you stole my fantasy! now i need to find another one... *sighs*
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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I don't think I have a deep dark fantasy everything that I dream about is open in my relationship. Some of my main fantasies include golden showers and fucking a guy in the ass with a strap on. I wish I lived in Ireland lol!
Those are some of mine too. I would love to try a golden shower and having a strap on used on me
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Overmykneenow doing my ironing, naked - whilst I watch Match of the Day and drink his beers ! x
dammit! you stole my fantasy! now i need to find another one... *sighs*
*steams*
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Quote by Christie
My deepest, darkest fantasy is to have my husband do the goddam laundry.
Holy crap I just spewed on my monitor. This is hilarious!
