16 - you're not even running out of steam are you
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Why not read some stories instead
NEW! Want a quick read for your coffee break? Why not try this... Flash Erotica: Scrubber What do you do when you really need to shit and need a toilet?!?!?!?!?! (rolling eyes)
Hurumph and bring standard, well worn porn site up.
I take it to my personal friend, my hand and some good lotion. I also come here to get ready.
Works in a pinch..
find a really naughty story..start chatting with someone who talks dirty.. start touching my clit and masterbate unt i i reach a screaming orgasm..
Thanks for the mental image sunflower lol
If my fuck buddy is unable to fuck me (he has kids) well I got my good old hand and an imagination.
Well I make a cup of tea of course.
I find somewhere really secluded and slide my hand down my trousers or skirt (only 1 button undone incase an unwanted passer by appears) until I can get home to my lurver!
Find someone to fuck, if possible. If not I'll take care of myself.
Call up my boyfriend and tell him he better show up at my house naked
I make a booty call and usually the first guy I call shows up because he knows I might not call again if he doesn't.