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what do you do when you are horny and in desperate need of a fuck?

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I fuck someone
I masturbate, what do you think I do




Gosh!
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Too funny!
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What do you do when you really need to shit and need a toilet?!?!?!?!?! (rolling eyes)
Hurumph and bring standard, well worn porn site up.
I take it to my personal friend, my hand and some good lotion. I also come here to get ready.
Works in a pinch..
I go get what I need.......
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Too funny!


Haha. Perf.
find a really naughty story..start chatting with someone who talks dirty.. start touching my clit and masterbate unt i i reach a screaming orgasm..
Thanks for the mental image sunflower lol
If my fuck buddy is unable to fuck me (he has kids) well I got my good old hand and an imagination.
Well I make a cup of tea of course.
Get one of my toys out..
I find somewhere really secluded and slide my hand down my trousers or skirt (only 1 button undone incase an unwanted passer by appears) until I can get home to my lurver!
Find someone to fuck, if possible. If not I'll take care of myself.
he's always there when I need him smile
Call up my boyfriend and tell him he better show up at my house naked
I make a booty call and usually the first guy I call shows up because he knows I might not call again if he doesn't.