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What are some of the craziest things you have put in your pussy or ways you have masturbated?

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angelaslater
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As a teenager I used quite a lot of things. The best was an electric toothbrush. Not the bristles but the back of the head! Cucumbers went missing a few times! Marker pens and an ornament with lots of bumps on it. After I discovered men I calmed down a bit smile
crazydiamond
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Well, my hubby really likes chocolate, and especially erm' Mars bars.
I will leave the rest to your imagination.



*DISCLAIMER: this is very messy, you will be finding chocolate for days.
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A warm buttered corn on the cob

Frozen grapes sucked out one by one

And the butt of a pool cue, still makes me Horney when I see a guy touch it
Nikki703
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When I was a teen, me and a friend used a cucumber. Since then, I have not used anything really odd.

I once used a Tootsie Pop with someone, that was fun. Wanna know how many licks it took to get to the center? LOL
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my fingers? haha kidding..i used to put my barbies head in me until one time it popped off inside me...freaked me out seeing the headless body come out of me...lmao.
CurlyGirly
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Quote by Nikki703
I once used a Tootsie Pop with someone, that was fun.


Hey, me too. But that was loooooong ago.

I'm normally not much for sticking weird things up my cootchie unless it's manufactured for that purpose.
sexy_bi_girl
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before i got a dildo i used all kinds of stuff... broom handles brush handles carrots
Green_Man
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I once cut a hole in and old mattress and played like it was a pussy and fucked it. I was quite young then.
khalata2
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I use my fingers into my lover's pussy...Ha ha..
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kimyy
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i know this weird but i had coke can inside my pussy
poizenivy
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a hot dog
jelly beans
a beer bottle
a shower head
a gear shift
I once lost a strawberry in there...
....um i think i will stop there....lol
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Quote by Nikki703
When I was a teen, me and a friend used a cucumber. Since then, I have not used anything really odd.

I once used a Tootsie Pop with someone, that was fun. Wanna know how many licks it took to get to the center? LOL

YES
SexyBookWorm
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Oh, God. When I started masturbating I had read somewhere that a hairbrush handle was a nice starter. ...Didn't really do much. So, I used a 1" curling iron. I wrapped it in that clear wrap for food to mimic a condemn...lol. looking back on it, I just laugh. Sometimes, when I was so horny, I'd shove it in without the wrapper... ;)
"Kiss me and you will see how important I am." --Sylvia Plath

~~SexyBookWorm~~
abaseballfan
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Quote by Nikki703
When I was a teen, me and a friend used a cucumber. Since then, I have not used anything really odd.

I once used a Tootsie Pop with someone, that was fun. Wanna know how many licks it took to get to the center? LOL

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. How many does it take?
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when i was a teen i found an old tree leaning on another tree and it had a hole that looked like a pussy. then i would put my dick in it and fuck it like it was a pussy. wial i was doing that people would walk bye and drive bye me.
BigShyPussyKins
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Wow glad to know I'm not alone in using strange objects hehe. I've used

Carrots
Cucumbers
Umbrella handles - the golfing style ones not the u shaped ones
Mini cold cans of cola
Hair brushes

Now I just use one of my vibrators smile
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-Cucumber
- Carrot
- A popsicle
- A beer bottle
- Celery
- A squash too!



sprite
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a Toyota Prius. New Jersey. The space shuttle.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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a Toyota Prius. New Jersey. The space shuttle.


I laughed so hard! Get around, do we?
Poppet
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I haven't used much. I never really thought of it. I've used my vibrators and popsicles before! : )
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Does an ex girlfriend count? She was quite strange/crazy
Nikki703
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Quote by sprite
a Toyota Prius. New Jersey. The space shuttle.


New Jersey...............EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
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Well, those of you who know me will not find the following very surprising! lol

1. Hot Dog in a condom.
2. Hot pasta (not inside me but rubbed around my lips and clit)
3. Curling tongues in a condom.
4. Hair drier.

Notice a theme?

Kimi X
Budlee
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3 clean golf balls. Yes, it feels like you might imagine it would.
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When I was at college (many years ago) I had a female friend who confessed that she use the broom handle from the hall of residence cleaning cupboard. Apparently it had a hole in it and a piece of string through the hole. She found that if she wrapped the string tightly round the handle it felt nice if she used it as a toy.

So, that explains why the broom was always in her room.