What are some of the craziest things you have put in your pussy or ways you have masturbated?

25 Oct 2012

Quote by poizenivy
a hot dog
jelly beans
a beer bottle
a shower head
a gear shift
I once lost a strawberry in there...
....um i think i will stop there....lol

I fear you now have to elaborate on the use of jellybeans. I'm beyond curious now clown

25 Oct 2012

Quote by elitfromnorth

I fear you now have to elaborate on the use of jellybeans. I'm beyond curious now

That's my nickname. Jelly Beans

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25 Oct 2012

my marker i use to tag

25 Oct 2012

I had to edit this one?

25 Oct 2012

Quote by lafayettemister

That's my nickname. Jelly Beans

Thats some funny fukin shit LM, for real.

scooter

26 Oct 2012

Your toothbrush.

29 Oct 2012

Hairbrush handle
2 different sized small lava lamps....
My boyfriend found a vibrator app, downloaded it onto his phone and used that on my clit.

Nothing too strange

30 Oct 2012

i used pencils before but never worked cuz i couldnt get it in cuz i was a virgin back than

30 Oct 2012

The handle of my husbands pistol...he frickin loved it!

23 Dec 2012

i hope you unloaded it

24 Dec 2012

Oh thank the stars I'm not the only weird one.

Many a marker has gone missing in this house.
carrots
...one time I had nothing else and used the end of my book light... *clears throat*

...anyway.

31 Dec 2012

A thick frozen hot dog.....amazing

31 Dec 2012

I had webcam sex once with a girl and noticed a vacuum clearer sitting in her corner...I talked her into using the handle of it on herself

1 Jan 2013

a brush handle, a long necked beer bottle, a long spoon, peanut butter (that was licked out by a very energetic lover), ice cubes and a long string of pearls that were pulled out slowly as i was fucked--that was my favorite come to think of it lol

1 Jan 2013

omg....a screwdriver handle, and like many others, hairbrush handle, cucumber...etc.

2 Jan 2013

- pencil
- pen
-marker
- hairbrush handle
- cellphone
- carrots
- cucumber
-toothbrush
- a piece of wood covered with condom
- chochlate bar

11 Jan 2013

Electric toothbrush (just the head on my clit...my vibe batteries died at a bad moment lol)
cucumber (who hasn't done that)
curling iron
hairbrush handle
wine bottle head
spatula handle

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11 Jan 2013

I heart this thread. That is all.

11 Jan 2013

Cucumber, carrot, toothbrush, beer bottle, small cola bottle, brush handle, candle, beaded necklace, banana

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20 Jan 2013

Last night I had Strawberries....mm, mm, good.....

Next we try Watermelon sucker........

21 Jan 2013

Wow, I thought I had heard it all and that I had done some pretty outrageous things in my life but this thread TAKES THE CAKE! I'm not sure what to say except that maybe I'm a bit more selective about what I shove up my whooha although I have tried popsicles and lollypops but those were always with partners and never on my own.

21 Jan 2013

Friend of mine told me he came home from work early once to find his wife with the head of a four iron inside, working her G spot. She looked at him and grinned and said, "Well, I can't hit the damn thing. It might as well be good for SOMETHING."

"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster

21 Jan 2013

Mine are mostly already on here.

Curling Iron
Carrot
Hair Brush

Now when I use something it has actually been manufactured for that purpose lol

22 Jan 2013

First off, Hot Shot, it's spelled, "masturbated".

Now let me answer the question...

When I was just learning to masturbate, I used a hairbrush. That didn't do much and I wanted a deeper feeling. I discovered how identical a curling iron is to a dildo. I used that for awhile.

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