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What are some of the craziest things you have put in your pussy or ways you have masturbated?

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a hot dog
jelly beans
a beer bottle
a shower head
a gear shift
I once lost a strawberry in there...
....um i think i will stop there....lol


I fear you now have to elaborate on the use of jellybeans. I'm beyond curious now
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I fear you now have to elaborate on the use of jellybeans. I'm beyond curious now


That's my nickname. Jelly Beans



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my marker i use to tag
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I had to edit this one?
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That's my nickname. Jelly Beans


Thats some funny fukin shit LM, for real.

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Hairbrush handle
2 different sized small lava lamps....
My boyfriend found a vibrator app, downloaded it onto his phone and used that on my clit.


Nothing too strange
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i used pencils before but never worked cuz i couldnt get it in cuz i was a virgin back than
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The handle of my husbands pistol...he frickin loved it!
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Oh thank the stars I'm not the only weird one.

Many a marker has gone missing in this house.
carrots
...one time I had nothing else and used the end of my book light... *clears throat*

...anyway.
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A thick frozen hot dog.....amazing
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I had webcam sex once with a girl and noticed a vacuum clearer sitting in her corner...I talked her into using the handle of it on herself
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a brush handle, a long necked beer bottle, a long spoon, peanut butter (that was licked out by a very energetic lover), ice cubes and a long string of pearls that were pulled out slowly as i was fucked--that was my favorite come to think of it lol
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omg....a screwdriver handle, and like many others, hairbrush handle, cucumber...etc.
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- pencil
- pen
-marker
- hairbrush handle
- cellphone
- carrots
- cucumber
-toothbrush
- a piece of wood covered with condom
- chochlate bar
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Electric toothbrush (just the head on my clit...my vibe batteries died at a bad moment lol)
cucumber (who hasn't done that)
curling iron
hairbrush handle
wine bottle head
spatula handle
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I heart this thread. That is all.
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Cucumber, carrot, toothbrush, beer bottle, small cola bottle, brush handle, candle, beaded necklace, banana
Dont hate me coz im beautiful ,hate me coz your partner thinks i am!
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Last night I had Strawberries....mm, mm, good.....

Next we try Watermelon sucker........
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Wow, I thought I had heard it all and that I had done some pretty outrageous things in my life but this thread TAKES THE CAKE! I'm not sure what to say except that maybe I'm a bit more selective about what I shove up my whooha although I have tried popsicles and lollypops but those were always with partners and never on my own.
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Friend of mine told me he came home from work early once to find his wife with the head of a four iron inside, working her G spot. She looked at him and grinned and said, "Well, I can't hit the damn thing. It might as well be good for SOMETHING."
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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Mine are mostly already on here.

Curling Iron
Carrot
Hair Brush


Now when I use something it has actually been manufactured for that purpose lol
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First off, Hot Shot, it's spelled, "masturbated".

Now let me answer the question...

When I was just learning to masturbate, I used a hairbrush. That didn't do much and I wanted a deeper feeling. I discovered how identical a curling iron is to a dildo. I used that for awhile.
"Kiss me and you will see how important I am." --Sylvia Plath

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The bottom half of a mechanical toothbrush, my first vibrator lol
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electric toothbrush
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A vibrating toothbrush is amazing
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A vibrating toothbrush is amazing


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