This one happened about three days ago, actually. The weather was really nice outside and I had opened the only window in our apartment, which is heavily concealed with curtains. As it got dark, I got frisky and started in on my boyfriend. Awhile later as we were finishing up, we both paused as we heard voices that sounded really close. "Is that a porn?" said one voice. "Nah, they've gotta be fucking." said another voice. I had completely forgotten the window was open, and had been moaning and shouting away with reckless abandon. Apparently that attracts the locals.
George- That slamming of the mailbox was your signal that she heard. Have a good laugh over that one. My first job was as an apartment maintenance worker and there were many mornings when I heard people going at it.
clover-Was that a turn on that those people heard you?
My funniest interruption was about a month ago; I moved back in with my parents, due to financial reasons. I do have my own room, but my nephews must be practicing to be “professional thieves” because even though I lock my door they always seem to find their way in.
Well I was home alone, and I decided to give myself a little of that “self love” that I enjoy so much… A short while later I heard my brother knock on my door (almost breaking it down.) He was yelling my name, and telling me to get my ass out of my room. I managed to put my clothes back on and I walked out of the room: Only to find my nephews playing with their little toy cars. They had the cars all parked nicely side by side. The only problem was that --- between the red Dodge Ram, and the Black Mustang, was my silver bullet. Vibrating away, while the kids were all excited that their Tia’s (aunt) special car had a motor..!
This may not seem like much, but the men in my family believe that “toys” are not for ladies. They are for whores. Now my brother won’t even look at me; except when he wants me to baby-sit. Hehe
Mine was with my ex husband. I was on top of him going strong and hard, all of a sudden I heard a rustling noise on the floor, I thought it was the cat. I looked down, and it was my 3 year old son. I hurried up jumped off my husband, and told him to get him out of the room. From then on we locked our bedroom door if we were gonna have sex.
My GF's gardener caught is in a jacuzzi. I was in the water, but she was sitting on the edge, and on the edge.....lol. It was really funny
I don't even care anymore. I walk in on EVERYONE doing ANYTHING. I've seen so many things that I can't even count how many times I've just walked in on someone having sex, someone masturbating, or anything similiar to both. For some reason, I'm like a magnet to an awkward situation.
an sms or a phone call saying: "hi, how are you?" lol
I want to go to Eva's next party.
At that time it didn't look funny at all. Well in high school days my gf and I were fooling around on her living room couch when her mom came home early from a cancelled flight..... I ran upstairs without pants on and hid in the closet until she could find an opportunity to bring my jeans to me... lol
A cow! That's right a COW! It was a warm afternoon in the country and I was done with classes for the day and at my friends rented house . We were feeling frisky and went to a bedroom. It was warm and breezy not too hot so the windows were open. The bed was positioned next to the window and while on top and in the throes of ecstasy I felt a hot wet foreign sensation on my back and a strange low sound . Turning to find the cow's head through the window making and unusual and unintended 3some ! I jumped off diving onto the floor losing all "desire".
Oh god, we've been caught out a few times!!
My mother in law has caught us twice, the first time she came home unexpectedly while we were going at it on the lounge floor...the front door opened into the lounge so there was no where to hide!
The second time she walked in to bring us sandwiches in his bedroom, but I was busy riding him on the floor!! Awkward!
We've had people hoot and holler from below our open window.
And our son walked in once and asked what we were doing....while I was face down, arse up and tied to the bed, hubby going hard from behind and a vibe buzzing crazily between my legs too.
Thank god for him being half asleep and not remembering a thing!!! Phew!!
We close the door properly now! Haha.
About 6 years ago, I was at the house of one of my FWB's parents, as he still lived with his parents. We knew his parents weren't home, so we thought we were safe, but while I was riding him cowgirl, I looked up and saw his little brother peeking around the door at us. I hopped off and kicked my FWB, who ran over and collared him, but when he pulled the door open, his brother was standing there with his pants down. He'd been jerking-off while he watched us fuck.
