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If your teddy bear suddenly could talk...
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Wild at Heart
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What stories would he tell about you?
I think most people got rid of their teddy bears when they were 8, hooster1.
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Not much. Mine disappeared when I was three. Last seen in my cousins lap late evening as she sat under the pine tree in the front yard. I pointed at it and asked about bringing it along when my father took me in the house, but he left Teddy with Chrissie. I searched for several days after for Teddy, but never seen again.
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Quote by GMOFLEISURE
Not much. Mine disappeared when I was three. Last seen in my cousins lap late evening as she sat under the pine tree in the front yard. I pointed at it and asked about bringing it along when my father took me in the house, but he left Teddy with Chrissie. I searched for several days after for Teddy, but never seen again.
poignant
Indeed, many have forsaken their childlike hearts and conformed to the standards of a uniform world, Magical_felix. Still, there are those few who still value a more innocent approach to life and value the love of their teddy bears for what ever reason. The question was meant for those who still have that ability. And yes Bethany, Seth's voice would be creepy! ;-)
Coco Pop
He'd say "why'd you fucking abandon me, you heartless bitch?"
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I don't personally own a teddy bear, but if anything in either of my daughters' legions of stuffed crap started talking, I'd burn it and then hire an exorcist.
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Maybe it was because I grew up so fast, but I still have my stuffed Grover, who is my teddy bear. He'd probably say thanks for all the hugs, but I hated when you'd get me all soggy from tears.
So what, if as an adult you decide to keep a stuffed animal? Nothing to be ashamed of. There's a lot worse than that out there.
So what, if as an adult you decide to keep a stuffed animal? Nothing to be ashamed of. There's a lot worse than that out there.
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The Bee's Knees
i'd cut its tongue out. its witnessed far too many of my more pathetic moments and misadventures in sexland.
Say. Her. Name.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Creepy.
Why's it gotta be a teddy bear?
Why's it gotta be a teddy bear?
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But Honeydipped...if you cut his tongue out, he wouldn't be able to lick your honey anymore.
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Her Royal Spriteness
Make her stop humping me!
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He/she would be asking "What are you prepared to offer to keep me quiet?."
God Empress of Lush
He's probably traumatised by now, considering what he's seen. Poor thing.
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Who said my Teddy Bear can't talk 
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First off, I never HAD a teddy bear, even growing up. But if I had and it started talking to me, I would lay off the sauce and seek counselling or some addiction rehab program! 
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I have to add that it is an great place to hide something, and to have it close at the same time 
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First off, I never HAD a teddy bear, even growing up. But if I had and it started talking to me, I would lay off the sauce and seek counselling or some addiction rehab program!
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
If he started talking in Seth MacFarlane's voice... out he goes!
Suppose he spoke in mine???
