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If your teddy bear suddenly could talk...

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Quote by Dani
Creepy.

Why's it gotta be a teddy bear?


It's obvious isn't it? Who owns teddy bears?
depends on which teddy bear
Mine would say, "Damn girl, take me to the cleaners, I'm thirty fucking years old and stink!"
Well I have a lot of stuffed animals. Most have just seen some things they don't understand. haha. But the one I usually sleep with is a Bearemy from Build-A-Bear 10 years ago. I sleep with him even still and he has been... humped... by me in my sleep before. lol. I've woken up with him locked between my legs, grinding on him before. But if my pillows could talk, some of them would say the same thing. hey, girls can have wet dreams too, ya know! lol