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What would you do if you had a penis ?
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You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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i have one, actually. it's on the wall, mounted and stuffed. let's just say my choice of boyfriends is sometimes suspect.
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You know, sometimes I am not certain you are kidding.![]()
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Thread title sounds like it could be a Peter Paul and mary song.
"...I'd penis in the morning. I'd penis in the evening. All over this land."
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Does it ever get old?
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Ummm... how big? My answer kinda depends on it!
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Well, I have a penis, and I was talking just the other night (after a few beers) about how cool it would be if I had a Theremin for a penis, so that if anyone's hands got near it, it would start making weird sci-fi movie noises.
Yeah, it's kind of off topic. Sorry.
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I would sit on my arse, hog the remote, drink beer and watch sport.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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you already do that...![]()