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If I started twerking on you at the club, what would you do?

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Thrill_Seeker18
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If we had never met and I just walked up to you and grabbed your hand, pulling you to the middle of the dance floor, and started to twerk my ass off all over you. What would you do?
SereneProdigy
Cryptic Vigilante
This depends on three factors :

- What do you look like?

- How intoxicated is she?

- Do you have any previous experience at twerking your ass?
Guest
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I'd probably stand there and laugh hysterically.
TheDevilsWeakness
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Quote by Thrill_Seeker18
If we had never met and I just walked up to you and grabbed your hand, pulling you to the middle of the dance floor, and started to twerk my ass off all over you. What would you do?


That depends. Are you any good? If you are, I'd laugh and not think it was totally creepy but I would wonder why you felt the need to twerk to get my attention.
If you suck at it, then I'm gonna think you're weird as fuck and run in the other direction.

EDIT: Just for the record, I already think you're weird for twerking in the first place. To each their own.
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


That depends. Are you any good? If you are, I'd laugh and not think it was totally creepy but I would wonder why you felt the need to twerk to get my attention.
If you suck at it, then I'm gonna think you're weird as fuck and run in the other direction.

EDIT: Just for the record, I already think you're weird for twerking in the first place. To each their own.



Why people twerk has the potential for it's own thread...
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Quote by trinket

I'd probably stand there and laugh hysterically.


I second this, but I shall add that if it was done skillfully I'd probably tilt my head to the side and be mesmerized, there may even be a wee bit of drool.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
All sarcasm aside, I'd probably join you and we'd have ourselves a good old fashioned twerk-off!

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Poppet
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I guess I'm a little weird, if it's done right, twerking is kind of sexy. Most of the time it is not, but sometimes it can be.
Thrill_Seeker18
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I just asked because a girl did it to me and I could not stop laughing. One of the most hilarious things I've ever seen haha.
Liz
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
All sarcasm aside, I'd probably join you and we'd have ourselves a good old fashioned twerk-off!


Are you ever going to return my twerking pants?!
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I would put it on you tube and vine
Poppet
Cheeky Chick
Quote by AmberWolfe8
Sure thing, Poppet...Let's shake it up girl....LOL:d/


I like it, I ended up dancing to it. I can't say that I can twerk, but it's kind of sexy.

Also, I think twerking should be left at home, not in a club.
Mazza
Mazztastic
Hey, I just found out what Twerking actually means!!!!

Hahahahahhaha that wasn't what I thought it meant!!




Dani
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Quote by Liz


Are you ever going to return my twerking pants?!


You have to win them from me in our next twerk-off.

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Quote by Thrill_Seeker18
I just asked because a girl did it to me and I could not stop laughing. One of the most hilarious things I've ever seen haha.



I like the way you think....
AmberWolfe8
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Mazza...would you PM me and tell me what it means? Educate me? I'm serious!

Rick ... always trying to expand my mind!!


Here ya go Rick how to twerk ....keep shakin' LOL

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I would probably fall over laughing or just like everyone else does: record it and send it to EVERYONE.
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Quote by Thrill_Seeker18
If we had never met and I just walked up to you and grabbed your hand, pulling you to the middle of the dance floor, and started to twerk my ass off all over you. What would you do?


I'd laugh my ass off.

Twerking looks damned stupid.
mylady
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I would laugh and wonder how you do it.
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I would kick you in your ass and walk away. And just to make sure you got the message I may just circle around and kick you again. Do not force that ridiculous dance on me. KICK
Guest
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If I started twerking on you at the club, what would you do?

Curse my friends choice of club and suggest we move on to somewhere else
Shaman
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I would probably think you were having a seizure and dial 911
Tranquil
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Stop you and ask you to teach me how. i am rather rhythmically challenged.
BlondeBookworm
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I'd probably blush and walk away like it never happened!
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What do you look like? If I like, I'd spank the twerk out of you.