I am a producer for TV production company working on a new series for the Discovery Network about the wild, crazy, sometimes funny and totally true stories of the sexual misadventures and mishaps that people all across the country have found themselves in. And sometimes these adventures go wrong - you get busted by cops or someone walking in. Our show is a lighthearted, humorous look at these sticky situations, told from the point of view of the people who experienced them. Contact me!
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Have you ever been busted by the cops while having sex?
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Top Shot
Great. Another mediocre Discovery Channel show in the offing.
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Scarlet Seductress
I answered the door to a police officer completely naked once.
(and a pizza delivery guy...)
(and a pizza delivery guy...)
Scarlet Seductress
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What were you doing before the cop got there and why was he at your door?
Getting freaky with my girlfriend on the couch.
A hazy sex-brain doesn't remind you about things like clothes. You're too busy deciding what to spank your partner's lovely peachy arse with.
The female police officer was knocking on each apartment asking if anyone had seen a suspicious character lurking about. Someone had phoned in a report.
Active Ink Slinger
A couple times, once ending in me in handcuffs while they confirmed my girlfriend wasn't a hooker
Matriarch
I thought this was a ruse, but the OP checks out.
Is this going to be for your "Hugh Grant" sector?
For anyone who's interested, they are in the USA.
Is this going to be for your "Hugh Grant" sector?
For anyone who's interested, they are in the USA.
Active Ink Slinger
Yes - twice. Lovers lane (1) lying naked in the back with the back seats down (SUV) after the event. (2) In the middle of one with me on top.
The flashed their torch and asked HIM to get out. They did not get the reaction they thought they would - He did without any shame.
Both times they wanted to know who owned the car. I did. Surprise, surprise. They were also checking for under aged girls.
Once they realise we were lovers and I was not a hooker they left. One was a female cop and she would have swapped places with me with No 2 I am sure when she saw him - naked.
The flashed their torch and asked HIM to get out. They did not get the reaction they thought they would - He did without any shame.
Both times they wanted to know who owned the car. I did. Surprise, surprise. They were also checking for under aged girls.
Once they realise we were lovers and I was not a hooker they left. One was a female cop and she would have swapped places with me with No 2 I am sure when she saw him - naked.
My husband and I had only been married a few months...I had a job as a cashier for a convenience store working second shift. It was late July in Michigan and I closed the store at midnight and my husband was there to pick me up. When I got out to the car he was completely nude...having thrown his shorts in the backseat. He wanted a blowjob while he drove us home on the highway. I eagerly obliged but just after we turned onto the highway my husband swore and said we were being pulled. I popped up in the passenger seat like a jack in the box and my husband quickly grabbed his shorts out of the back seat and placed them over his lap since there was no time to put them on. Two officers came up to the car, one on my side and one on my husbands side with flashlights. The cop on my side of the car flashed his light inside the car and asked us, "Why isn't he wearing any pants?" My husband was deeply embarrassed but I found it funny...they took both of our driver's licenses and went back to the cop car. My husband quickly put his shorts back on. When the cops came back they told us they pulled us over because our tail lights were out and they were both trying not to laugh. They gave us a warning and let us go....I thought it was hilarious but my husband was mortified! He never asked for a blow job in the car again....lol.
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I am a producer for TV production company working on a new series for the Discovery Network about the wild, crazy, sometimes funny and totally true stories of the sexual misadventures and mishaps that people all across the country have found themselves in. And sometimes these adventures go wrong - you get busted by cops or someone walking in. Our show is a lighthearted, humorous look at these sticky situations, told from the point of view of the people who experienced them. Contact me!
Does it count if I was doing the cop? Where's the line, here? I need a line!
Constant Gardener
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I thought this was a ruse, but the OP checks out.
Is this going to be for your "Hugh Grant" sector?
For anyone who's interested, they are in the USA.
Cool, I negotiated for $1000.00 per five word/line/paragraph. And a jug of Mogen David 20/20 - thanks to my good friend Magical Pussycat, who told me that this would be some kickass knockyoudown juice...
Whatever the fuck that crazy talk means in California-speak
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Wild at Heart
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Cool, I negotiated for $1000.00 per five word/line/paragraph. And a jug of Mogen David 20/20 - thanks to my good friend Magical Pussycat, who told me that this would be some kickass knockyoudown juice...
Whatever the fuck that crazy talk means in California-speak
Oh man, you've struck oil!
Can't wait to see you embarrass yourself. (once again)
I eagerly await for this negotiation to amount to nothing for you.
Anyone have a crazy story past the typical sex in public? Did a sex role play adventure get misunderstood by cops or neighbors? Did a loud phone sex session cause cops to think you were in trouble? Did using handcuffs or props get out of hand and you needed help from police or the fire department to get you free? Did a bondage in public escapade get confused for a kidnapping? Did you have to have sex in public to avoid a weird/crazy roommate?
Yes....As a teen behind a billboard in a lumberyard. My date had to pee while walking home from the movies and I suggested the billboard. Long story short...pee morphed into sex and we were busted by a night watchman. He called the police and we were hauled down to the police station and had to wait for our parents to come and pick us up.
You forgot to give your email or where we can contact? I do not see that on your profile either?
*Yes no arrest or anything, just a warning, and I am NOT contacting someone or freely giving my ideas when I have no idea who they are, and even do not bother to use more than a generic icon and page without info.
Why not just give the Dicovery Channel contact information and not saying it is YOU on a site. How do I know you are who you say you are? Offical contact seems more legit. There are channels. An indivifual person that randomly posts and shows up sounds more like someone wanting something else. *
*Yes no arrest or anything, just a warning, and I am NOT contacting someone or freely giving my ideas when I have no idea who they are, and even do not bother to use more than a generic icon and page without info.
Why not just give the Dicovery Channel contact information and not saying it is YOU on a site. How do I know you are who you say you are? Offical contact seems more legit. There are channels. An indivifual person that randomly posts and shows up sounds more like someone wanting something else. *
Active Ink Slinger
When I was a teen, a cop caught me and my BF in his car. He shined a flashlight through the window right in my BF eyes as I was, well lets just say I couldn't talk at the moment, LOL!
The cop was pretty cool, gave us a little lecture about being discreet and just told us we couldn't park there (was in a school parking lot by the football field). Luckily for us he didn't notice what else we were doing, HAHA!!
The cop was pretty cool, gave us a little lecture about being discreet and just told us we couldn't park there (was in a school parking lot by the football field). Luckily for us he didn't notice what else we were doing, HAHA!!
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You forgot to give your email or where we can contact? I do not see that on your profile either?
*Yes no arrest or anything, just a warning, and I am NOT contacting someone or freely giving my ideas when I have no idea who they are, and even do not bother to use more than a generic icon and page without info.
Why not just give the Dicovery Channel contact information and not saying it is YOU on a site. How do I know you are who you say you are? Offical contact seems more legit. There are channels. An indivifual person that randomly posts and shows up sounds more like someone wanting something else. *
First, You can private message me or email me at . Second, the show revolves around interviewing the people in these stories so if you told me your details, I couldn't use it without having you in the show talking about it. Why don't you email me and I can give you more information?
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First, You can private message me or email me at . Second, the show revolves around interviewing the people in these stories so if you told me your details, I couldn't use it without having you in the show talking about it. Why don't you email me and I can give you more information?
I see.
Well thank you for the info. I am not at all sure my stories of these are all that interesting though, lol
Rookie Scribe
caught yes, but luckily just a warning!
Rookie Scribe
a car park near a night club
Active Ink Slinger
Not the cops, but my first time was inturupted by the National Guard coming to the lake for weekend training.