I am a producer for TV production company working on a new series for the Discovery Network about the wild, crazy, sometimes funny and totally true stories of the sexual misadventures and mishaps that people all across the country have found themselves in. And sometimes these adventures go wrong - you get busted by cops or someone walking in. Our show is a lighthearted, humorous look at these sticky situations, told from the point of view of the people who experienced them. Contact me!
Great. Another mediocre Discovery Channel show in the offing.
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What were you doing before the cop got there and why was he at your door?
A couple times, once ending in me in handcuffs while they confirmed my girlfriend wasn't a hooker
I thought this was a ruse, but the OP checks out.
Is this going to be for your "Hugh Grant" sector?
For anyone who's interested, they are in the USA.
Yes - twice. Lovers lane (1) lying naked in the back with the back seats down (SUV) after the event. (2) In the middle of one with me on top.
The flashed their torch and asked HIM to get out. They did not get the reaction they thought they would - He did without any shame.
Both times they wanted to know who owned the car. I did. Surprise, surprise. They were also checking for under aged girls.
Once they realise we were lovers and I was not a hooker they left. One was a female cop and she would have swapped places with me with No 2 I am sure when she saw him - naked.
Yes a few times in the public garden
My husband and I had only been married a few months...I had a job as a cashier for a convenience store working second shift. It was late July in Michigan and I closed the store at midnight and my husband was there to pick me up. When I got out to the car he was completely nude...having thrown his shorts in the backseat. He wanted a blowjob while he drove us home on the highway. I eagerly obliged but just after we turned onto the highway my husband swore and said we were being pulled. I popped up in the passenger seat like a jack in the box and my husband quickly grabbed his shorts out of the back seat and placed them over his lap since there was no time to put them on. Two officers came up to the car, one on my side and one on my husbands side with flashlights. The cop on my side of the car flashed his light inside the car and asked us, "Why isn't he wearing any pants?" My husband was deeply embarrassed but I found it funny...they took both of our driver's licenses and went back to the cop car. My husband quickly put his shorts back on. When the cops came back they told us they pulled us over because our tail lights were out and they were both trying not to laugh. They gave us a warning and let us go....I thought it was hilarious but my husband was mortified! He never asked for a blow job in the car again....lol.
Anyone have a crazy story past the typical sex in public? Did a sex role play adventure get misunderstood by cops or neighbors? Did a loud phone sex session cause cops to think you were in trouble? Did using handcuffs or props get out of hand and you needed help from police or the fire department to get you free? Did a bondage in public escapade get confused for a kidnapping? Did you have to have sex in public to avoid a weird/crazy roommate?
Yes....As a teen behind a billboard in a lumberyard. My date had to pee while walking home from the movies and I suggested the billboard. Long story short...pee morphed into sex and we were busted by a night watchman. He called the police and we were hauled down to the police station and had to wait for our parents to come and pick us up.
yes a few times in the parking lot where i work
You forgot to give your email or where we can contact? I do not see that on your profile either?
*Yes no arrest or anything, just a warning, and I am NOT contacting someone or freely giving my ideas when I have no idea who they are, and even do not bother to use more than a generic icon and page without info.
Why not just give the Dicovery Channel contact information and not saying it is YOU on a site. How do I know you are who you say you are? Offical contact seems more legit. There are channels. An indivifual person that randomly posts and shows up sounds more like someone wanting something else. *
yes. on the shoulder of the highway
Yes, I told the cops we were just talking...that's because we put on our clothes right before they came back and busted us. ;)
caught yes, but luckily just a warning!
Where did you get caught?
a car park near a night club
yes i have been busted by the cops while having sex. but i have also been busted by cops while masturbating and some of those cops would fuck me.
Not the cops, but my first time was inturupted by the National Guard coming to the lake for weekend training.
