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FIRST THOUGHTS when seeing a guy's penis first time...??

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Says the man who has an extremely small penis


Sighs... yes before being a founding member of GSR, I started and still run the TTP Support Group... yes... having a penis the size of a tic tac requires lots of community support...
Kiera
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No, I never even thought about it, it's the same pic I use on a golf forum. Mine's a alot fatter but not even close to 12". Well it's a shame for us guys Kiera that you are a lesbian but if your avatar is a reflection of your backside, your ass and hair is beautiful and certainly impressive. And to tell you the truth, if I was a woman, I'd be at least Bi because women are so hot and tasty .


You forgot to add that I am in fact a terrible lesbian...The worst one on Earth apparently

Just so we are clear Michael..My avatar is not me, I just pick avatars like me but they are never me.
The Duchess of Tart

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Sighs... yes before being a founding member of GSR, I started and still run the TTP Support Group... yes... having a penis the size of a tic tac requires lots of community support...



lol sucks to be you huh??

GSR!!!
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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17. He's DEFO a shower, not a grower. All his cards are on the table right now. Damn.

^^^^^^Been there, hate it .... total turn-off

18. Christ, that's a harsh left hook. Yup. That may make things very interesting.

^^^^^^LOL


... when I draw the sword and it's big that's like Christmas for me ... I get super excited, goose-bumps, butterflies in my tummy .... I don't know about conscious thoughts? I know that when a guy's dick is small and I wasn't expecting that ahead of time that often just ruins the mood for me.

So my advice to the men would be that if you're self-conscious about the size of your dick, let the girl know in some way not to expect too much. Like you don't have to say "btw my dick is nothing special don't get too excited" but at the very least don't play it up... I dunno, that's just me.

Also if you're self-conscious about the size of it, try not to advertise that self-consciousness too much. It's not attractive ... unless it turns out that you're actually hung, in which case, again ---- Christmas


And I'm always worried the guy won't keep up the maintenance down there ... like, wash your genitals. Women get a bad rap for it but men also sweat a lot more... is just gross.

And the worst answer to questions about it is "I've never had any complaints"

Which makes me think that if a guy has a small penis I'm supposed to be like "UGH YOUR DICK IS TINY!" and walk out.
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Having an intensely tight,-and incredibly cute- pussy, the size is of no consequence smile I've always been more interested in technique.
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Awesome! I get to keep this, right?
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Having an intensely tight,-and incredibly cute- pussy, the size is of no consequence smile I've always been more interested in technique.



Just because I'm tiny and can settle for less doesn't mean I want to :P
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lol sucks to be you huh??

GSR!!!


Sobs... I'm sorry but the word "sucks" makes me cry because a TTP is so small it can't even be sucked... sobs...

GSR! smile
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Just because I'm tiny and can settle for less doesn't mean I want to :P


Good for you
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17. He's DEFO a shower, not a grower. All his cards are on the table right now. Damn.

^^^^^^Been there, hate it .... total turn-off

18. Christ, that's a harsh left hook. Yup. That may make things very interesting.

^^^^^^LOL


... when I draw the sword and it's big that's like Christmas for me ... I get super excited, goose-bumps, butterflies in my tummy .... I don't know about conscious thoughts? I know that when a guy's dick is small and I wasn't expecting that ahead of time that often just ruins the mood for me.

So my advice to the men would be that if you're self-conscious about the size of your dick, let the girl know in some way not to expect too much. Like you don't have to say "btw my dick is nothing special don't get too excited" but at the very least don't play it up... I dunno, that's just me.

Also if you're self-conscious about the size of it, try not to advertise that self-consciousness too much. It's not attractive ... unless it turns out that you're actually hung, in which case, again ---- Christmas


And I'm always worried the guy won't keep up the maintenance down there ... like, wash your genitals. Women get a bad rap for it but men also sweat a lot more... is just gross.

And the worst answer to questions about it is "I've never had any complaints"

Which makes me think that if a guy has a small penis I'm supposed to be like "UGH YOUR DICK IS TINY!" and walk out.


I'm guessing that you probably wouldn't be interested in any TTP Club members? Not asking for myself but just for some of the more shy members.
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You forgot to add that I am in fact a terrible lesbian...The worst one on Earth apparently

Just so we are clear Michael..My avatar is not me, I just pick avatars like me but they are never me.



Earth? Um... galaxy is safer bet smile
Kiera
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Sobs... I'm sorry but the word "sucks" makes me cry because a TTP is so small it can't even be sucked... sobs...

GSR! smile


But tic tacs are nice.. there is hope for you and your tiny cock yet They have purple ones, hence why I still love you even if you do have a tiny penis because I like purple and you do too. Tick tac talk and I however don't care about the male sexual organ as I am a lesbian now.. Big, small, wide.. whatever I care not unless its purple, then maybe I would check it out bur nost unlike that i would



GSR!
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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But tic tacs are nice.. there is hope for you and your tiny cock yet They have purple ones, hence why I still love you even if you do have a tiny penis because I like purple and you do too. Tick tac talk and I however don't care about the male sexual organ as I am a lesbian now.. Big, small, wide.. whatever I care not unless its purple, then maybe I would check it out bur nost unlike that i would



GSR!


Please forward purple penis pics. I really have no other thoughts on the subject
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Please forward purple penis pics. I really have no other thoughts on the subject


This is the best I can do.



I don't remember the first time. I only remember the first time I saw an uncircumcised penis. I had only seen it erect and they look pretty much the same. It was only after we'd had sex and I looked over and thought what the hell is that, lol. I figured it out. It is true most American men are circumcised, but he was Canadian. I still call it his turtleneck. Keeps it warm in the winter. Uncircumcised ones are so much more fun to play with.
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This will have to do I am sleepy Adi

total purple penis tho lol





so awesome! Sleep well princess. TOTAL Purple Penis!
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This is the best I can do.



I don't remember the first time. I only remember the first time I saw an uncircumcised penis. I had only seen it erect and they look pretty much the same. It was only after we'd had sex and I looked over and thought what the hell is that, lol. I figured it out. It is true most American men are circumcised, but he was Canadian. I still call it his turtleneck. Keeps it warm in the winter. Uncircumcised ones are so much more fun to play with.



I'll take two please. Sooo pretty. Wait. Your answer is awesome. I don't remember my first penis so it must not have been anything to remember. Lots of things go through my head with the two most recent penis pics though. Like....that's one fucked up penis....and....it's so smooth and purple and I think Gill should give it to me since I can't make snow dildos...
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You forgot to add that I am in fact a terrible lesbian...The worst one on Earth apparently

Just so we are clear Michael..My avatar is not me, I just pick avatars like me but they are never me.



Well Kiera, you only live once and you could be missing something if you don't share yourself with men too. I must have missed something, why are you the worst lesbian on earth? Are you a maneating ogur?
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Well Kiera, you only live once and you could be missing something if you don't share yourself with men too. I must have missed something, why are you the worst lesbian on earth? Are you a maneating ogur?


Can i reply tomorrow? I am dead tired now and i hate golf I am gooner not a golfer, it is so boring..I need to zzzz
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Can i reply tomorrow? I am dead tired now and i hate golf I am gooner not a golfer, it is so boring..I need to zzzz


Oh , Golf (and tennis) is a great outdoor healthy participating sport, would you rather have a guy who sits on the couch watching sports?

Ok , I guess you need your ZZZs but I'd love to tuck you in and try to show you that guys can be fun too.
AnnaK87
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Derailed thread is derailed :P
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Hi Kiera, haven't spoken to you lately (my bad) but felt I should congratulate you on your new-found lesbianism. Go for it girl, but spare a thought for all the blokes who are now deprived of your affections. I'm sure that you will be able to improve with practice.
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If he pulls it out with my permission, request, interest, or hope...I usually anticipate it, like it and want it by that point. Very rarely have I personally seen one, shown for my view only, that I couldn't find some endearing quality with.