Hai! My name's Anna --- I'm German, I'm not weird, as Chris D'Elia would say. Actually, I am pretty weird; but that's another story, I guess?
I have a pretty busy schedule, but I will make some time to talk to you if you message me. I just recently moved to Texas. Interesting place. So far so good !

Uh, what else?

Measurements
5'6"
38E-24-36
Age 34
(yeah I'm older and taller than I initially let on)


PLEASE
If I don't respond to you, don't take offence --- please? I'm blonde and a busy woman!!! I just "hang out" on Lush while doing other things, for the most part - and I often get side-tracked!!!!

Also, if I don't want to cyber with you that means I don't want to cyber with you. I really hate having to tell people to fuck off, I pretty much won't do it --- but really,

Have some respect for my personal boundaries and give me a chance to warm up to you!

Also, because I had one guy get really mad at me for being "grammar nazi", said it's super rude, my daddy didn't teach me manners, etc. --- I'm just going to tell you now that I am very picky about that sort of thing, though I try not to be!

Smart people are sexy and my brain associates command of language with intelligence...

I write in your language for a living even though I never learned it as a child. So please at least try.
FAVORITE PORN STARS (cause people keep asking)
Note: I don't watch porn to get off very often, but I do sometimes watch it!

Holly Michaels (F) - She's just super fucking hot, I could watch her aaaaaaallllll day
Kieran Lee (M) - Because he's actually a good-looking man and not just a dude with a big piece
Yuffie Yulan (F) - Because she's also super-hot and because she does cosplay porn, which is awesome
Honorable Mention:
Puma Swede (F) - any woman who'll fuck a guy while he's flying a helicopter deserves respect

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Also - no, I am not from Karlsruhe, this is my last name!

Interests
Writing, Reading, Movies of all types, Mechanical Engineering, World History, Soccer / Football and of course, pretty girls.

Favorite Books
War & Peace especially but anything by Tolstoy, The Brothers Karamazov, I am Pilgrim, Les Miserables, Karl von Clausewitz's Vom Krieg, anything about Napoleon pretty much, Doctor Zhivago, Lord of Scoundrels, Pride & Prejudice, Gone Girl, Dune & Dune: Messiah by Frank Herbert, Le Bataille by Patrick Ramboud, Honor Harrington series, Ulysses, Thomas Aquinas's Summa Theologica (if you can call that a book!) ... uh, pretty much anything by John le Carré, lots of spy novels and mature romance novels I can't think of off the top of my head ...

Favorite Authors
Thomas Aquinas, Tolstoy, Frank Herbert

Favorite Movies
Dr. Strangelove, John Dies At the End, Generation War (well, that's a miniseries), The Exorcist, Ben-Hur... oh gosh the list is endless !

Favorite TV Shows
Generation War, Weeds, Californication, The Americans... lots of other stuff.

I WATCH ANIME

Favorite Music
Metal & Classical, Hip Hop & Grime, Rap... bits & pieces of everything, even country.

Top 5 favorite rappers:
Tech N9ne
Busta Rhymes
Twista
Immortal Technique
Eminem

Also really like La Coka Nostra, but that's a group (DJ Lethal, Danny Boy, Ill Bill and Slaine).