Cucumbers are always a go to.
Bedpost - can be fun.
Hairbrush.
List could probably go on...
Well, I keep several pair of handcuffs around...
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i'm not one to insert may things inside me, my fingers always do the trick! but now i have lots of new idea's thank you all verry much.
My wife loves me to use a courgette as a dildo on her, i always slip a condom over them before i pleasure her , she loves it
Hmmm... I find it much easier and safer using toys that are made for the task! I agree with many of the other comments that I really don't need to risk any kind of infection. I am always careful what goes inside me, and that goes for every entry point!
Hair brush handle, Flashlight, banana, neck of beer bottle..................
Hair brush handle, Flashlight, banana, neck of beer bottle..................