You ladies can borrow mine anytime lol
"How can I having a cock be useful? "WELL FOR STARTERS ONE CAN WRITE THEIR NAMES IN SNOW. THEY ARE VERY USEFUL FOR DRIBBLING ON TOILETTE SEATS. WHEN DRUNK THEY DO A MARVELOUS JOB OF PISSING ON FLOORS.
THEY GIVE ONE BRAGGING RITES,ARE A HUMANE METHOD FOR TRAINING COWGIRLS
NIKKI703YOUR "NO DO YOU?"is priceless!
But seriously…
Penis envy was just a Victorian label born from men’s inability, in that period of history, to fully understand why women wanted equality.
Penis envy was a Victorian theory, particularly of Sigmund Freud's in 1908 and was based on his study of women’s envy of men’s superior social position. Freud and his followers could only see woman in the image defined by Freud – inferior, childish, helpless, with no possibility of happiness unless she adjusted to being man’s passive object – they wanted to help women get rid of their suppressed envy and “their neurotic desire to be equal”.
It was never really about women wanting to have a cock.
Oh and Sigmund Freud was a coke head, not sure if that has any bearing on some of his theories but worth a mention!
Not really, no.
But, I do see it's advantages with regards to say, peeing at a festival (or anywhere else that's inconvenient) you see most chaps just get it out by a fence or something.
I have a cock, average size. Just wish I had someone else's that was a lot bigger
Sure. But I never have a problem getting hold of one when I need it.
This question reminds me of the old joke that ends:
"My mum says girls are better than boys," Jane says.
"No, they're not," says Johnny pulling down his shorts, "You haven't got
one of these!"
Jane looks at him, raises her skirt, and pulls down her panties. "My mum says
that as long as I've got one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!!"
I would like to add to my earlier post about the girlfriend that liked to straddle me so my penis looked like it could be her penis.
She happened to be one of those people that always felt she got the short end of the stick(yes, I mean the pun) no matter what end of the stick she got.
To explain it another way, she always felt sorry for herself and was a constant party pooper.
I say this because after reading Kimasa's post about the Victorian Era Penis Envy that was this girlfriend's method of expressing her envy for anybody and everybody that wasn't her. It was just her way of being a bigger party pooper.
Not since I realized I had one. And another one would really make my trousers look odd.
Didn't particularly care or think about until the first time I wore a strap on...felt so powerful and understood how guys feel in a way lol..
and felt incredibly horny stroking that thick shaft between my legs mm
~*~*~* Only the one that hurts you can make you feel better ~*~*~*
~*~*~* Only the one that inflicts pain can take it away~*~*~*
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Trees grow, flowers bloom.
I'm a creeper, BOOM.
I've got three cocks. But I doubt you're talking about my roosters. *sigh*
But in all seriousness... I have access to one, pretty much whenever I want. I don't need to wish.
I have a bunch of them. All different colors and sizes and just as patient as I want them to be and never jealous.
Yes and No. I love being a woman way too much to give that up. But I am immensely curious about how it feels on the guys end of things . . . If I could have a dick for a day I would. But no more than that.
You do know that they crow at the crack of dawn and wake you up, right?
I love being a woman and I love having a pussy but I'd love to have a cock for a day just to see what it's like! I'd obviously have a wank, wee standing up and have sex.
If I had a cock it would always be hard. I think abt sex ALLLLL the time. glad I don't have it so I can hide my constant horniness
I'd pretty much face fuck every girl. I'd only ever think about it to see what it feels like for them.
I'd pretty much face fuck every girl. I'd only ever think about it to see what it feels like for them.