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Quote by hankyspanky
Does anyone know what the average amount of cum im mls,that a guy shoots for each cum?
The best way to find out is to send measuring cups to all the Lush guys who will participate, and then get them to spunk into them at their earliest convenience.
Then add the total amounts together, divide by the number of participants, and that's your answer.
You could make this even more interesting by getting them to do it over the course of a week, and see when they shoot their load the most. It might be watching porn, listening to porn, reading porn, looking in the mirror, over their missus (or mister), or having yo momma wank them off.
If they shoot their porridge gun off inside somebody, you will have to adjust for the average amount of pussy juice (or spit or anal lube). Oh, wait... Was it THAT average amount you wanted? Best ask the guys about that.
Hope that helps! 
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First of all I know I am not a gal but I do know a little bit about this seeing I have done some sperm tests
Yes and no the the 1 teaspoon, some guys produce more of the fluid that the sperm mix with and other produce less then normal and then some produce the normal amount, myself I produce habit more then more lol, but its not a bad thing. In my case I have faulty sperm in general but the fluid consistencey is good.
Yes some guys get about 1 teaspoon and others like myself get about 4-6 teaspoons, the longer you wait between ejaculation also provides more
Yes and no the the 1 teaspoon, some guys produce more of the fluid that the sperm mix with and other produce less then normal and then some produce the normal amount, myself I produce habit more then more lol, but its not a bad thing. In my case I have faulty sperm in general but the fluid consistencey is good.
Yes some guys get about 1 teaspoon and others like myself get about 4-6 teaspoons, the longer you wait between ejaculation also provides more
CurlyFries
Quote by Shylass
The best way to find out is to send measuring cups to all the Lush guys who will participate, and then get them to spunk into them at their earliest convenience.
Then add the total amounts together, divide by the number of participants, and that's your answer.
You could make this even more interesting by getting them to do it over the course of a week, and see when they shoot their load the most. It might be watching porn, listening to porn, reading porn, looking in the mirror, over their missus (or mister), or having yo momma wank them off.
If they shoot their porridge gun off inside somebody, you will have to adjust for the average amount of pussy juice (or spit or anal lube). Oh, wait... Was it THAT average amount you wanted? Best ask the guys about that.
We have to add and then divide and also adjust for averages???
*sigh* I always sucked at math and it looks like I'm going to fail at cum equations, too. 
So much for knowing that answer the next time it pops up on Trivial Pursuit. 
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Quote by CurlyGirly
We have to add and then divide and also adjust for averages???
That's a good way to start your cum volume testing. I'm just sayin'. That whole reply was full of Freudian slips.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
CurlyFries
Quote by lafayettemister
That's a good way to start your cum volume testing. I'm just sayin'. That whole reply was full of Freudian slips.
Cumon, LM! I was just trying to say that math is sometimes hard for me to stay on top of. It's tough for me to get a firm and well-rounded grasp on the the ins and outs of it all. You know I haven't been getting dick lately and, yet, you hold it against me. *sigh* I'm not even aware I'm doing it. No need to have a mass debate about it. You know it's been really hard, but you still gotta stick it to me, huh? You did even start slow, you just had to slam it home! Well, I certainly felt the thrust of your point.
*Thank you uncyclopedia for helping me to wrap my hands around all those sexual innuendos.
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Quote by CurlyGirly
Cumon, LM! I was just trying to say that math is sometimes hard for me to stay on top of. It's tough for me to get a firm and well-rounded grasp on the the ins and outs of it all. You know I haven't been getting dick lately and, yet, you hold it against me. *sigh* I'm not even aware I'm doing it. No need to have a mass debate about it. You know it's been really hard, but you still gotta stick it to me, huh? You did even start slow, you just had to slam it home! Well, I certainly felt the thrust of your point.
*Thank you uncyclopedia for helping me to wrap my hands around all those sexual innuendos.
Ha. That right there is Lush Forum Hall of Fame material.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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According to Phoebe Cates, a Quart or So!! HAHA
Mazztastic
Quote by hankyspanky
Does anyone know what the average amount of cum im mls,that a guy shoots for each cum?
Have you tried googling it?
That's probably what I would do...
Unless...
Clumeleon
About a mouthful.
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Semen Load Size - How much is normal?
As with most things in the human body, there can be quite a wide range in what is considered a normal semen load size. The average male ejaculation will result in a semen load from 1/2 teaspoon to a full teaspoon in volume. However, this amount is usually much higher in younger men (14-24), or in adult men who are taking semen volume pills.
Most men remember a time when their orgasms yielded much more than 1 teaspoon of semen. Unfortunately, chances are you were 15 at the time, and didn't even have a partner to impress with your huge sperm load! As men enter their thirties, forties, and on, we notice a fairly sharp decline not just in semen production, but also orgasm strength tends to diminish, as well as the duration of your ejaculation.
The good news is, when you take the appropriate steps to increase your semen production, all of these problems start going away. The more semen you have, the longer it takes to expel it all during ejaculation. This means longer, stronger orgasms, as it takes many more contractions than usual to ejaculate out all the semen from the seminal glands.
I still go with what Phoebe said.d44TZicPRtU4Y7gK
As with most things in the human body, there can be quite a wide range in what is considered a normal semen load size. The average male ejaculation will result in a semen load from 1/2 teaspoon to a full teaspoon in volume. However, this amount is usually much higher in younger men (14-24), or in adult men who are taking semen volume pills.
Most men remember a time when their orgasms yielded much more than 1 teaspoon of semen. Unfortunately, chances are you were 15 at the time, and didn't even have a partner to impress with your huge sperm load! As men enter their thirties, forties, and on, we notice a fairly sharp decline not just in semen production, but also orgasm strength tends to diminish, as well as the duration of your ejaculation.
The good news is, when you take the appropriate steps to increase your semen production, all of these problems start going away. The more semen you have, the longer it takes to expel it all during ejaculation. This means longer, stronger orgasms, as it takes many more contractions than usual to ejaculate out all the semen from the seminal glands.
I still go with what Phoebe said.d44TZicPRtU4Y7gK
Supposedly the Band 10cc was named because that's the average cum volume.
10 cc (Cubic Centimetres) = 10 Millilitres or just under half a Tippex / Liquid paper bottle (I still have a bottle of it on my desk, never use it now...)
Sounds about right for the 1st cum, the 2nd, third etc would be less (that's if you can coax that many..)
10 cc (Cubic Centimetres) = 10 Millilitres or just under half a Tippex / Liquid paper bottle (I still have a bottle of it on my desk, never use it now...)
Sounds about right for the 1st cum, the 2nd, third etc would be less (that's if you can coax that many..)
Mazztastic
Quote by Iain69
Supposedly the Band 10cc was named because that's the average cum volume.
10 cc (Cubic Centimetres) = 10 Millilitres or just under half a Tippex / Liquid paper bottle (I still have a bottle of it on my desk, never use it now...)
Sounds about right for the 1st cum, the 2nd, third etc would be less (that's if you can coax that many..)
Well, well, well... every day is a school day on Lush...
Now, Iain, tell me why do you keep a Tippex bottle of cum on your desk? I'm pretty certain it won't work on ink (not MY ink any way hahahha)...
Constant Gardener
Quote by Chris85
First of all I know I am not a gal but I do know a little bit about this seeing I have done some sperm tests
Yes and no the the 1 teaspoon, some guys produce more of the fluid that the sperm mix with and other produce less then normal and then some produce the normal amount, myself I produce habit more then more lol, but its not a bad thing. In my case I have faulty sperm in general but the fluid consistencey is good.
Yes some guys get about 1 teaspoon and others like myself get about 4-6 teaspoons, the longer you wait between ejaculation also provides more
You be related would not by any chance to Remember, or maybe?
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Quote by Mazza
Well, well, well... every day is a school day on Lush...
Now, Iain, tell me why do you keep a Tippex bottle of cum on your desk? I'm pretty certain it won't work on ink (not MY ink any way hahahha)...
Shit: don't tell everyone it's my cum, they'll all want it! I think I need to eat dry cornflower or something to give it the required Tippex consistency...
Mazztastic
Quote by Iain69
Shit: don't tell everyone it's my cum, they'll all want it! I think I need to eat dry cornflower or something to give it the required Tippex consistency...
Eeeeeeew!!!
(you mean cornflour, right??)
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most sites , say a tee spoon full, give or take a million tad polls..or so .. Active Ink Slinger
most sites , say a tee spoon full, give or take a million tad polls..or so .. 
Detention Seeker
Their is no set amount because you need to factor in also age, length of time between last orgasm and health any site that tells you different is wrong.
Quote by Mazza
Eeeeeeew!!!
(you mean cornflour, right??)
Yes: Mazza: I stand (with morning wood) corrected; it was indeed "cornflour" I meant. However in retrospect perhaps icing sugar would be better to give a more Tippex like consistency and quick drying characteristic. Sounds like a recipe to bake the perfect Creampie!
On the subject of Cum: I was reminded of a story (told by a female health professional so I assume there is some truth in it) of a local girl (also a professional in her chosen field) who saved up used condoms, kept them in the fridge and sold them to a Gay customer! Now that turned my stomach!
I have to confess though that felching a freshly fucked fanny is something I'm not averse to (or indeed cleaning up the mess I've made on any part of the female anatomy) but it has to be mine and fresh! And no it's not me in the photo!
Edited by Admin. Explicit photos are not allowed in the open forum.
Mazztastic
You know, Rosie, there IS a thread somewhere about cooking with sperm... I'll try and find it later (don't read it if you're eating though... )
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
By Fotie Photenhauer
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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
This book hopes to change that.
Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
By Fotie Photenhauer
View this Author's Spotlight
Paperback, 61 Pages
Price: $28.29
Ships in 3–5 business days
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
This book hopes to change that.
Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
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Quote by Nikki703
semen volume pills.
I had no idea such things existed and I have no problem producing semen. But, more semen means a stronger sensational orgasm. Thinking I may have to get some of these just to try it out!
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Cheeky Chick
Quote by clum
About a mouthful.
I'm with Clum. Clumeleon
Quote by Poppet
Oh, thank goodness. I thought no one was going to acknowledge my zinger.
Thanks, Poppet; made my day. (Well, it was already a pretty fucking great day but you made it even better).
Cheeky Chick
Quote by clum
Oh, thank goodness. I thought no one was going to acknowledge my zinger.
Thanks, Poppet; made my day. (Well, it was already a pretty fucking great day but you made it even better).
It's the only post on this thread that made me giggle and is so true. c: You're welcome!