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Does anyone know what the average amount of cum im mls,that a guy shoots for each cum?
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Does anyone know what the average amount of cum im mls,that a guy shoots for each cum?
Quote by Shylass
The best way to find out is to send measuring cups to all the Lush guys who will participate, and then get them to spunk into them at their earliest convenience.
Then add the total amounts together, divide by the number of participants, and that's your answer.
You could make this even more interesting by getting them to do it over the course of a week, and see when they shoot their load the most. It might be watching porn, listening to porn, reading porn, looking in the mirror, over their missus (or mister), or having yo momma wank them off.
If they shoot their porridge gun off inside somebody, you will have to adjust for the average amount of pussy juice (or spit or anal lube). Oh, wait... Was it THAT average amount you wanted? Best ask the guys about that.
Hope that helps!
Quote by CurlyGirly
We have to add and then divide and also adjust for averages??? *sigh* I always sucked at math and it looks like I'm going to fail at cum equations, too. So much for knowing that answer the next time it pops up on Trivial Pursuit.
Quote by lafayettemister
That's a good way to start your cum volume testing. I'm just sayin'. That whole reply was full of Freudian slips.
Quote by CurlyGirly
Cumon, LM! I was just trying to say that math is sometimes hard for me to stay on top of. It's tough for me to get a firm and well-rounded grasp on the the ins and outs of it all. You know I haven't been getting dick lately and, yet, you hold it against me. *sigh* I'm not even aware I'm doing it. No need to have a mass debate about it. You know it's been really hard, but you still gotta stick it to me, huh? You did even start slow, you just had to slam it home! Well, I certainly felt the thrust of your point.
*Thank you uncyclopedia for helping me to wrap my hands around all those sexual innuendos.
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Does anyone know what the average amount of cum im mls,that a guy shoots for each cum?
Quote by Iain69
Supposedly the Band 10cc was named because that's the average cum volume.
10 cc (Cubic Centimetres) = 10 Millilitres or just under half a Tippex / Liquid paper bottle (I still have a bottle of it on my desk, never use it now...)
Sounds about right for the 1st cum, the 2nd, third etc would be less (that's if you can coax that many..)
Quote by Chris85
First of all I know I am not a gal but I do know a little bit about this seeing I have done some sperm tests
Yes and no the the 1 teaspoon, some guys produce more of the fluid that the sperm mix with and other produce less then normal and then some produce the normal amount, myself I produce habit more then more lol, but its not a bad thing. In my case I have faulty sperm in general but the fluid consistencey is good.
Yes some guys get about 1 teaspoon and others like myself get about 4-6 teaspoons, the longer you wait between ejaculation also provides more
Quote by Mazza
Well, well, well... every day is a school day on Lush...
Now, Iain, tell me why do you keep a Tippex bottle of cum on your desk? I'm pretty certain it won't work on ink (not MY ink any way hahahha)...
Quote by Iain69
Shit: don't tell everyone it's my cum, they'll all want it! I think I need to eat dry cornflower or something to give it the required Tippex consistency...
Quote by Mazza
Eeeeeeew!!!
(you mean cornflour, right??)
Quote by crazydiamond
A teaspoon!!! BOLLOCKS!
She's sitting in way more than a teaspoon!
Quote by Nikki703
semen volume pills.
Quote by clum
About a mouthful.
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I'm with Clum.
Quote by clum
Oh, thank goodness. I thought no one was going to acknowledge my zinger.
Thanks, Poppet; made my day. (Well, it was already a pretty fucking great day but you made it even better).