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Magical_felix
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yes. next, please.


Okay, if it's a way older woman that is getting a little long in the tooth. Is it okay to call her a sabertooth tiger?
Dani
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Okay, if it's a way older woman that is getting a little long in the tooth. Is it okay to call her a sabertooth tiger?


Oh my God.

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sprite
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Okay, if it's a way older woman that is getting a little long in the tooth. Is it okay to call her a sabertooth tiger?


*giggles* i'm not sure if it's a PC or not, but it is funny. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

SereneProdigy
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Okay, if it's a way older woman that is getting a little long in the tooth. Is it okay to call her a sabertooth tiger?


Now that's a tough one. I don't usually track them at such an old age. I hunt for the challenge, surely not for the trophy.
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Cougars and Panthers.................Very Different! HAHA


Cougar



Panther




Black Panther





BTW, only 99% of what Magical Felix says is true!!
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Okay, if it's a way older woman that is getting a little long in the tooth. Is it okay to call her a sabertooth tiger?


Tell me what ages are you referring to as being (A) Cougar (B) Panther (C) Sabertooth Tiger

Way I see it all 3 are capable of inflicting damage, how quickly do you heal?
Dancing_Doll
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Get your terms straight, people!

From Urban Dictionary:

Cougar
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male.. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

Puma
An attractive woman in her late 20s or early 30s. She is a pre-cougar.

Panther <--- this one is tricky - lots of definitions!
1. A female who likes much older men.
2. A woman in her thirties who likes younger men.
3. An older woman who likes younger women.
4. When a gay man hits on or is interested in younger gay guys.
5. An older black woman who is sexy. A busty black milf.

Jaguar
In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, a jaguar is 50 and over, where the cougar is in their 40s, and the puma under 40. Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey.

Sabretooth Tiger
A really ancient cougar who tries to pick up really young guys

Mountain Lion
A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat attractive, and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. The mountain lion's natural habitat is at bars.

Bobcat
Bobcat- a cougar that doesn't really want to do anything but makeout and second base; c*cktease cougar; Resembles a wild cat but has little to no wild blood; Often times a married woman that acts unmarried for isolated incidents but in the end stays faithful for the most part.

Wildcat
aka C.I.T. (Cougar in Training.) A young woman generally between the ages of 25 - 35, who is on the path to cougar-hood. They often exhibit many of the same traits as cougars, but are generally distinguished by a lesser need to seek out prey.

Cheetah
1. Male version of a Cougar.
2. A married man who cheats on his wife, with one or more women of questionable repute.

Manther
The male version of a cougar; an older man who preys on younger women.

Cougar Hawk
Young man who is typically rejected by women his own age and is extra courteous and well mannered when attempting to bag a cougar.

Cub
Cub is a name of young guy who likes to date older women or bang em.

Silverback
This term is derived from the actual description of an older male gorilla. A Silverback in the slang sense is a much older wealthy man who hits on or dates much younger women.
SereneProdigy
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Get your terms straight, people!


Indeed, you are correct. I tracked, tamed and captured all of these in my expeditions, though I generally avoid the male specimens as they don't offer a stimulating challenge.

Some other species I tracked :


Zebras





Leopards





Whales





Giraffes





Elephants





Sloths

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Elephants




This is not an elephant. You better go back to the zoo and check out the hippos.

And for the record... Hippos are cute but deadly.
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Indeed, you are correct. I tracked, tamed and captured all of these in my expeditions, though I generally avoid the male specimens as they don't offer a stimulating challenge.

Some other species I tracked :




Have you ever tracked a Rhino? Horny, But Dangerous!!


SereneProdigy
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Have you ever tracked a Rhino? Horny, But Dangerous!!


Nah, never had the chance. Anyway I pursued all these creatures to broaden my horizons, but these days I've settled with Gazelles and Peacocks.



Gazelles





Peacocks

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Hey, I'm a 21 year old guy and I've always kinda liked older women. My friends think its gross so I tend not to tell people. But I was wondering if cougars do exists.

I'd love to meet one...well be the cub of one actually, but I don't know if anyone would take me. I don't know much about them not matter how hard I look. So I was wondering if the girls on here could clear some things up for me.

If you have the time that is.


If older guys like younger women - why can't the opposite be true?
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Nah, never had the chance. Anyway I pursued all these creatures to broaden my horizons, but these days I've settled with Gazelles and Peacocks.





I also prefer the more aesthetically pleasing creatures!


SereneProdigy
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I also prefer the more aesthetically pleasing creatures!


This is beautiful also, but I prefer hunting to fishing, alas.

Now this :




Have you observed this beautiful specimen?

Gently sitting on that swing! This is the best nature has to offer. Surely there is a Lord above to put such a magnificient creature on Earth. Taming this beauty would be a great joy. I'll have to think of a plan to make this my own.


Only one concern though : how should I get rid of that annoying girl to set up my trap properly?
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Only one concern though : how should I get rid of that annoying girl to set up my trap properly?


Reminds me of the joke about the Hooker who walks into a bar carrying a monkey. HAHA
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Gently sitting on that swing! This is the best nature has to offer. Surely there is a Lord above to put such a magnificient creature on Earth. Taming this beauty would be a great joy. I'll have to think of a plan to make this my own.


Only one concern though : how should I get rid of that annoying girl to set up my trap properly?


I find this disturbing.

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I had a great fucking relationship with my ex-mother-in-law. What a great fuck she was. She was in her 50's and I was 30. I still dream of fucking her, boy she was one of the best and would fuck or suck anytime I wanted her.
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I find this disturbing.


Was there really something not disturbing since this thread started?


Meanwhile in OP's mind...



"What the fuck did I just sign up for!? Seriously, who are these guys!? Is that shit for real!?"
sprite
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Was that before "he" edited his posts!?!


oh, i get it now! someone explained it to me! that's hilarious! lol - no, seriously!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Magical_felix
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Get your terms straight, people!



I should have known to go straight to you to ask my question. The rest of these fools on here are so misinformed.

Okay so now that all the others are cleared up... I must ask you about one more.

If the woman is older with a particularly salty disposition. She tends to get her claws out easily. May even have hickish qualities. Has probably seen better days, looks wise. Like say an older redneck woman that still wants to get down. Is it okay to refer to her as a bearcat?
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is a kitty girl! *bounces all over the room and lands on Jack's crotch, claw going in* ooops! sorry! that's gonna sting!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Magical_felix
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Why's that exactly?


Easy tiger.

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I should have known to go straight to you to ask my question. The rest of these fools on here are so misinformed.

Okay so now that all the others are cleared up... I must ask you about one more.

If the woman is older with a particularly salty disposition. She tends to get her claws out easily. May even have hickish qualities. Has probably seen better days, looks wise. Like say an older redneck woman that still wants to get down. Is it okay to refer to her as a bearcat?


Hmmm, I just looked at the Urban Dictionary and a Bearcat refers to many things. One being :

A person or somewhat of a being that has more hair on his or her chest and back than the average bear. Normally of a special education school background and usally dines on fast food daily causing the outragous break out of huge bulging pimples. With tendencies consisting of super studdering and the laziest of the lazy eyes bearcats may be very rude and abrupt if not fed on time.

This may or may not apply to the kind of bearcat you're refering to. I don't know, it could lead to awkward misinterpretation.

Seems like the term bearcat is already being used for too many things.

How about we just call such a lady an old-nutty-redneck-with-fucked-up-tendancies-that's-stalking-me-for-my-dick. But then, only when being drunk would somebody want to refer to such a creature, and that pronounciation might be difficult with this impairement.
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Hmmm, I just looked at the Urban Dictionary and a Bearcat refers to many things. One being :

A person or somewhat of a being that has more hair on his or her chest and back than the average bear. Normally of a special education school background and usally dines on fast food daily causing the outragous break out of huge bulging pimples. With tendencies consisting of super studdering and the laziest of the lazy eyes bearcats may be very rude and abrupt if not fed on time.

This may or may not apply to the kind of bearcat you're refering to. I don't know, it could lead to awkward misinterpretation.

Seems like the term bearcat is already being used for too many things.

How about we just call such a lady an old-nutty-redneck-with-fucked-up-tendancies-that's-stalking-me-for-my-dick. But then, only when being drunk would somebody want to refer to such a creature, and that pronounciation might be difficult with this impairement.



Look, I didn't even read this because you're making me feel like this.


SereneProdigy
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Look, I didn't even read this because you're making me feel like this.


I see... this is more your thing I guess :

ShyLittleWolf
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I'm so deleting this forum.
SereneProdigy
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I'm so deleting this forum.

Actually, sometimes people here can be quite helpful. But so many strange questions are asked at times, it's hard to take them seriously. Yours was not completely off, but the terms you used were a bit awkward.

You're also new here, so people can be a bit suspicious about you being a troll.
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I'm so deleting this forum.


Sorry, Wolf - this was threadjacked all over the place

Getting back to the OP's question - I have the solution for your problem: http://cougarlife.com

Sign up and find yourself a cougar in your area! They're out there, so online might be the easiest way if you're not sure how to go about mixing with them and hooking things up.