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What do you do in real life as opposed to online?

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Magical_felix
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Behind the camera or in front of the camera? Or both?


I'm like the Clint Eastwood of fucking.
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Quote by Magical_felix


I'm like the Clint Eastwood of fucking.


Did you say fluffing? Or fucking?
clum
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I'm like the Clint Eastwood of fucking.


I always imagined that Clint Eastwood was the Clint Eastwood of fucking.
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I currently work in a nursing home kitchen.

on the 19th I will be in basic training for the US army where I will be for 3 years of active duty and 5 years in the reserves.
LusciousLola
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I always imagined that Clint Eastwood was the Clint Eastwood of fucking.

Does anyone else find it interesting that these guys are imagining Clint Eastwood fucking?
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Cant be as open with what i say.
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I work in a metal fabrication shop.
lifeafterdeath
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Just started a job as a mechanic
I'm halfway gone.
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Run a schoolhouse for radar techs
Magical_felix
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Quote by clum


I always imagined that Clint Eastwood was the Clint Eastwood of fucking.


He asked if I worked behind the camera or in front. Clint is probably the greatest actor/director ever. I added "of fucking" cause it's porn.
clum
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He asked if I worked behind the camera or in front. Clint is probably the greatest actor/director ever. I added "of fucking" cause it's porn.


I got that, thanks. I was implying that Clint is such a badass that he'd probably do just as well in the porn industry and become "the Clint Eastwood of fucking".

Also, he's probably a damn good fuck.
Buz
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Quote by clum


I got that, thanks. I was implying that Clint is such a badass that he'd probably do just as well in the porn industry and become "the Clint Eastwood of fucking".

Also, he's probably a damn good fuck.


As Clint would ask, "Do you feel lucky?"

I bet he got a lot of YES answers!

Clint Eastwood was in my neck of the woods filming a movie very recently. He's been around here before making movies. His movie "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil" filmed in Savannah, featured Uga V, the reknowned Georgia Bulldog mascot.
Magical_felix
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Quote by clum


I got that, thanks. I was implying that Clint is such a badass that he'd probably do just as well in the porn industry and become "the Clint Eastwood of fucking".

Also, he's probably a damn good fuck.


You're welcome. I hate assuming everyone functions on the same speed.

I don't know how mighty Clint's fuckin' prowess is but I imagine he has to get the rattler out and shake a little blue diamond out of it then pray he doesnt break a hip nowadays.
SydneySider
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I am a non qualified stonemason. I have worked with marble and granite for the last 10 years, so I learned the basic skills along the way. 99% of my work in that time was programming and operating a 5 axis CNC machine. These days I sell stone machinery and tooling for various companies in Italy, so selling things I know inside out makes my sales job easier. I do work for myself in that regard, and a couple days a week for my old boss cause I was simply irreplaceable when I decided I could no longer deal with their shit lol, jk. No seriously, I was.
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Okay all, I admit it. I am an FBI agent assigned full time to watching and monitoring WellMadeMale. It takes an entire mainframe to house all the data we have on him. You should see the pictures and undercover videos of him. I apologize though, as I am not allowed to share them with the public. But I will say that Magical_Felix has made an occasional appearance in them. We have a large file on him too.
AngelHeart01
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Lots of time is spent with family and friends.
Photography/Writing.
Yoga
I try to spend time experiencing different cultures, and people.
Volunteer work at the the Senior Center. I love listening and talking to them. So wise. I could spend all day just listening to their stories, and comforting them.
I'm not a licensed professional, but I color and style hair for the Seniors, and anyone else if they want.
I also color kids hair every color you could think of.
Time is spent with "troubled youth" or at the "Half way" house.
Festivals, Music, Flea Markets, Antiques, Art, Architecture, Stained Glass, ...... Any venue that has things that are made "old school" or with one's own hands I'm interested in.

I have an unfinished documentary that will be attended to next month.
I work in the residential construction field, specializing in certain trades.
I am a good "closer".
It's my name that is on the License, but I do not hold the title of President.
I will leave that part a mystery.
Magical_felix
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Quote by AngelHeart01
Lots of time is spent with family and friends.
Photography/Writing.
Yoga
I try to spend time experiencing different cultures, and people.
Volunteer work at the the Senior Center. I love listening and talking to them. So wise. I could spend all day just listening to their stories, and comforting them.
I'm not a licensed professional, but I color and style hair for the Seniors, and anyone else if they want.
I also color kids hair every color you could think of.
Time is spent with "troubled youth" or at the "Half way" house.
Festivals, Music, Flea Markets, Antiques, Art, Architecture, Stained Glass, ...... Any venue that has things that are made "old school" or with one's own hands I'm interested in.

I have an unfinished documentary that will be attended to next month.
I work in the residential construction field, specializing in certain trades.
I am a good "closer".
It's my name that is on the License, but I do not hold the title of President.
I will leave that part a mystery.




Sounds like a beautiful life you got there Angeheart.
AngelHeart01
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I work with some of the poorest, richest and most educated people in California to create one of the oldest, most romantic products in the history of mankind. I am basically a conduit of cooperation between these people so our common goal can be achieved.


Hey jefe .... You left out a few things, the mystery is sexy.
AngelHeart01
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Sounds like a beautiful life you got there Angeheart.


It is what you make it. I could and should change things. In time, yeah?

Your life ain't too shabby, joto!
AngelHeart01
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I am a non qualified stonemason. I have worked with marble and granite for the last 10 years, so I learned the basic skills along the way. 99% of my work in that time was programming and operating a 5 axis CNC machine. These days I sell stone machinery and tooling for various companies in Italy, so selling things I know inside out makes my sales job easier. I do work for myself in that regard, and a couple days a week for my old boss cause I was simply irreplaceable when I decided I could no longer deal with their shit lol, jk. No seriously, I was.


Italy has some of the most beautiful stone anywhere. You are in an awesome field.
AngelHeart01
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I am an Interior Designer. I owned my own business but sold it to a large company a few years back but still work as a manager/designer.


I got some designing for you to do
Magical_felix
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Quote by AngelHeart01


It is what you make it. I could and should change things. In time, yeah?

Your life ain't too shabby, joto!


The only thing I would change, if I were you, are some of those hair brushes... I think they're broken or something.
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:d/ :d/ i do more erotica writing in real life than on online than i did before but sex is still as good in real life as it is online as well for me.
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I study until I find a job.
SydneySider
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Quote by AngelHeart01


Italy has some of the most beautiful stone anywhere. You are in an awesome field.


Im hoping to go there this year for the Stone Expo in Verona.
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for reasons i won't go into (cause they're boring & lame lol) i can't really have a regular full time/part time job... so lately i've been doing minor (& sometimes not so minor) home repairs. my biggest job recently was a basement remodel, making it into a mother-in-law suite. new floors, new cabinets for the kitchenette, new & bigger bathroom almost from scratch, & putting up a wall to add a bedroom space. fun times!


sidenote: i obviously couldn't do ALL the work by myself lol i'm only 5'0" tall & not super strong lol but one of my roommates helped with the stuff that needed 2 ppl or that required heavy lifting


♥ J
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Little of everything have done roofing as in helper I don't go on them LOL computer work building and repairing. Work on cars and now starting a wood carving business aso do a bit of landscaping and painting to
“I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life.... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes.”~Frank Sinatra~
AngelHeart01
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Im hoping to go there this year for the Stone Expo in Verona.



I hope you get to go too. I bet it will be incredible (especially since you have a more intimate relationship with "stone").
I've never been to Italy, but look forward to going one day.