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Authors - announcing our Winter Break Competition

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nicola
Matriarch
It's that time of year again, the festive season is upon us. Time for a new competition!

We have added a few challenges this time around to make it more challenging / interesting.

Prizes are as follows:

Winner: $150 Cash Prize
Second Place: $100 Cash Prize
Third Place: $50 Cash Prize

Full details of our Winter Break competition can be found here.

Good luck everyone!
mercianknight
Active Ink Slinger
Oooh, clever theme/challenge.

I may have to dust off my quill for this one.
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
omg, i am such a dope, i was staring at the picture of the cabin wondering where the four figures that were mentioned were, not even realizing there was a second photo just below... *blushes*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
nicola
Matriarch
Quote by DirtyMartini
Hmmm....so, we got to include those four people in the story eh?


No.

You can include as many of the 4 characters as you wish in the "action," in any combination you like.
nicola
Matriarch
Just to reiterate, you do not need to include all 4 characters in the photo. You can choose as many or as few as you like, in any combination.
Guest
Lurker
is it cash as in you send us an envelope of cash or cash as in you send us a check you have to make out to our real names?
nicola
Matriarch
Quote by JacksonHew
is it cash as in you send us an envelope of cash or cash as in you send us a check you have to make out to our real names?


Please read the contest rules. It is paid via paypal or Amazon gift vouchers. Neither require your personal details, just an email address.
Guest
Lurker
Quote by nicola
Quote by JacksonHew
is it cash as in you send us an envelope of cash or cash as in you send us a check you have to make out to our real names?


Please read the contest rules. It is paid via paypal or Amazon gift vouchers. Neither require your personal details, just an email address.


Oh ok my apologies I did not see that page.
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
Jackson, you may also request that Lush make a donation to your favorite charity. Or to Dirty Martini & WMM's beer fund. We take everything but personal checks.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
nicola
Matriarch
That old trick again?
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by sprite
omg, i am such a dope, i was staring at the picture of the cabin wondering where the four figures that were mentioned were, not even realizing there was a second photo just below... *blushes*


What are you worried about? You won last year...you're ineligible to enter another contest for six years...

Really...read the rules...

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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by DirtyMartini
Quote by sprite
omg, i am such a dope, i was staring at the picture of the cabin wondering where the four figures that were mentioned were, not even realizing there was a second photo just below... *blushes*


What are you worried about? You won last year...you're ineligible to enter another contest for six years...

Really...read the rules...


oh... i didn't know that, thank you, Alan. that would have been kind of embarrassing *hugs* you're a good friend for point it out. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by DirtyMartini
Quote by sprite


oh... i didn't know that, thank you, Alan. that would have been kind of embarrassing *hugs* you're a good friend for point it out. smile


Hey...that's what friends are for...


i should probably point out that mods of sisters sites aren't allowed to enter, either, then. no need to thank me, just being helpful.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
nicola
Matriarch
Sprite can enter any competition she chooses, she's royalty after all!
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by nicola
Sprite can enter any competition she chooses, she's royalty after all!


Wait a minute now...I thought there was a rule that after you win a contest you can't enter another one for six years...or is it six decades, can't really remember at the moment...

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
flytoomuch
Active Ink Slinger
Look as far as the rest of are concerned let's just hope Sprite gets arthritis or a very bad flu and can't write until AFTER December 21st.....Anyways, Sprite, too many gold cups or banners and your mantle will look cluttered....leave some silverwear for the "the gang who couldn't write well". Geez if I knew Sprite was gonna join all these contests I never would have signed up for this site. Anyways, I support DirtyMartini's initiative....Proposition #1...those who win a contest are hereby ostracized from Lush for period of not less than.....let's say at least until after Dec. 21st? [The other writers all skulk into a corner and glare at Sprite as they huddle with DirtyMartini drafting convoluted legal language designed to bar Sprite from all future Lush writing contests]
flytoomuch
Active Ink Slinger
Shit I just read Nicola's post.....Sprite is fucking ROYALTY? Shit! Place foot in mouth John!! In Thailand I'd be in jail by now awaiting Sprite's pardon. Does Lush have any Lese Majeste laws that I'm unaware of? DirtyMartini you seem to know all the small print rules on this site.....am I fucked forever?
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Actually, i wasn't going to enter this one... until everyone gave me a hard time about it. Now... well, lets just say i didn't even pull out my A game for that last one. BWA HA HA *burps* HA!

btw, i earned my royal staure the old fashioned way... slept my way to the top!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Quote by flytoomuch
Shit I just read Nicola's post.....Sprite is fucking ROYALTY? Shit! Place foot in mouth John!! In Thailand I'd be in jail by now awaiting Sprite's pardon. Does Lush have any Lese Majeste laws that I'm unaware of? DirtyMartini you seem to know all the small print rules on this site.....am I fucked forever?


That's your fantasy, right?
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
omg, i just reread the rules... 3000 words or LESS - i am screwed... it usually takes me at least that to get to the sex... *sighs*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
TomTease
Active Ink Slinger
Might give this a try, see if I can get my rusty brain working. smile
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Quote by tommie
Might give this a try, see if I can get my rusty brain working. smile


Yay!!! Can't wait!!
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
DM and FlyTooMuch are to be applauded for their efforts to give the rest of us a shot at first place. At least DM got a hug from Sprite out of the deal. Now at least the rest of us can shoot for second or third place money which, in the current economy, ain't shabby atall.
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flytoomuch
Active Ink Slinger
Well let me just say outright: I don't want the $$$ and will donate it to Lush (can I win now?) Also, I'm completely simpatico with Rachel on attaining Royal status and am more than willing to "sleep my way to the top". Rachel, think of your most twisted BDSM fantasy and I'm "IN" so long as I get some sort of title. Nicola can you PM me a list of single female Lush "Royalty" so I can begin my stalking. Anyways, I'm sort of in Rachel's position.....at 3,000 words in my stories nothing has even happened. Harsh editing will be required and the ropes and handcuffs may end up on the cutting room floor.

[Gypsymoth nice pick-up on my post and I did chuckle!]