Quote by flytoomuch
Nicola you know me I'm just ribbing you. Truthfully in my current story I'm at 3367 words and no one has touched each other yet....but hey, that's just me. My stories are all about attraction and seduction, not really so much about sex. YOU MAKE THE RULES and I'll follow whatever you say. 3000 is a challenge for me, but hey, maybe it will be my best work? If it keeps Sprite out of the contest then.....(he smiles a conspiratorial smile)....it's a GREAT rule.
Anyways, ignore my posts, I won't be the winner anyways as my story will take a detour as I describe winning the "over 40" Giant Slalom and being invited to have dinner with Jean Claude Killy in Chamonix at Les Vieilles Luges (OMG what a restaurant) and describe drinking a bottle of 1970 Montrose with a skiing legend. [You see.....my 3000 words are gone already!]
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by flytoomuch
Gypsymoth really 9000 words? Wow poor editors....sorry gang! Thanks for the whole "clip and paste" idea. I have like eight stories on the go so I can just take out the "hot" parts, stick them together, add in 4 people standing around talking about the "good old days" of Jean Claude Killy and wooden skis and Shazaam a contest entry is done!! In the meantime I had an even better brainstorm. This sexy lady visits me at my chateau in Chamonix. Serendipity and guess what? We both love B & W photography and she marvels at my darkroom and my prints, stark nudes of West End actresses and Kirov ballerinas. We fall into a deep discussion of "Norwegian Wood" over a glass of 94' Dominus as a Blue Ray collectors edition of Casablanca plays on the TV ignored. As our hands touch and our eyes link we segue into a discussion of Willy's recording of 'Miracle' with Mark Knopfler and how we both love the song "Storybook Love" which became the theme song for The Princess Bride. Torrid sex ensues. I save a few of the 3000 words so we can have a wonderful dinner at Les Vielles Luges during which she drops the bomb that......she's married. So what do you think?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by flytoomuch
Well if Sprite can use her bogus mail order "Royal" title...
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by flytoomuch
We fall into a deep discussion of "Norwegian Wood" over a glass of 94' Dominus as a Blue Ray collectors edition of Casablanca plays on the TV ignored.
Quote by RumpleForeskin
BTW, I paid five dollars American for a certificate from the Universal Life Church of Modesto, CA, making me a Cardinal in that bastion of spiritual sanctification.
Quote by flytoomuch
Well personally I don't think "Pope DirtyMartini" or "Pope Alan" really works very well.
Quote by nicola
It would be unfair to the authors who've submitted stories already, to change the rules. 3000 is a good challenge for everyone
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
actually, i do think it's a good challenge and will force us to put some work into picking the perfect words instead of every single word that comes to mind
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Just so y'all know, I paid that nominal fee for my Cardinalship back in the mid-80's. Kirby Hensley, who founded and ran the outfit, would make you, your pets, or about anything else, whether organic or not, anything you wanted.
Quote by flytoomuch
Well the photos are a bit cheesy for sure, but I took literary license and moved the chalet to Chamonix and changed the clothing brands from JC Penny to Hermes. Hey be creative. Anyways the entry doesn't look good. Are you allowed to enter more than Part 1? Can you enter like a part 1 and then a part 2 and have all the sex in part 2 haha? I'm sure there is a rule of only one entry but am not sure?
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Oh dear, there goes my entry.......I tried, I failed.....will probably just file it as a regular series since I like the characters quite a bit....Hmmm.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by nicola
There's a little wiggle room HRS, but if it's more than 50 words or so, it would be sent back for editing.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
