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So who IS the biggest Rock Star on the Planet?

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MrNudiePants
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[Quote=LadyX]


So- why you bitches wanna start this beef
and not invite the X? Fuck it, I'll be brief
I know: Oakland guera with the rhyme and the flow
and I know: ginger bomb, tryna steal this show
And you can banter with the best o'them
goin' neck'n'neck and then
Comin' with the 'oosh' and the backwards cap,
and then what?
Drop the King, like you knew that dude,
and then what?
Where do you go, once you run that course?
You gonna claim the MC mantle now with no remorse?

So you hard Twomps bitch, yeah I get the news
'Bout the pint size Blondie with a super short fuse,
And Miss Jones, oh my god, with the Botticelli game
If the carpet's matchin' drapes, can I see that flame?
Outta line?
Hell no, girl I got no shame.
Even if the play is stupid 'cuz I got no claim.
But I ain't fuckin' with you serious,
I ain't even delirious,
I'm just fightin' off the boredom, whicha you is most imperious?
You want some blindfolds, have a slapfight bout?
Maybe, see who amasses more Candyland clout?
Maybe you wonder why the sisters all tend to shout?
Maybe read y'own verse, you'll wanna snuff this out,
too.

Go back to Vandermeer, teachin' the lessons
Go back to Emma and the camera sessions.
Don't try the rap game, cuz' your shit ain't fresh
Or both your asses goin' down like Davey Koresh.
word.



(drops mic)
Guest
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Bon Jovi...yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dani
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Hmm...

A handful of bitches tryna rhyme
(AKA wasting our time)
Let Dani come through
Like the cliche, I'll school you
I'm going in for the kill
Leaving you verklempt from my skill
Ya'll tryna battle wits?
Xuani gimme dat mic, lemme spit!
Sneakin' up on da scene
Leavin' rhymes on your screen
Lizzy J, keep it classy
Sprite, hold the sassy
This right here ain't what you want
I ain't even tryin'...I'm pretty nonchalant.
I'm stopping right here, and consider it luck
You can call me celibate 'cause I don't give a fuck!

*Levitates and floats off stage*

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TheDevilsWeakness
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The Rolling Stones. 50 years and still going strong. (I've yet to see a cane or a walker on stage at any of their concerts)
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The Rolling Stones. 50 years and still going strong. (I've yet to see a cane or a walker on stage at any of their concerts)


in the audience, however...

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
TheDevilsWeakness
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in the audience, however...


I broke my foot! BUT I still stood on my seat and danced!
SereneProdigy
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You girls really need a fix
Can't you all appreciate Hendrix?
All your rhymes are very mellow
Compared to his fuckin' solo!
And can't you listen to Pink Floyd
Instead of those rappers on roids?
Ghetto blasters don't sound their best
When they're compared to early Yes
How can you be called a fuckin' Rock Star?
When your music has no guitar?

I can't get no satisfaction
From your puppets making millions!
Imagine there's no ghetto
To make your idols shout : Yo!
What really is wrong with you?
Have you never heard The Who?
Yeah! Keep hiding like a turtle!
And never witness Deep Purple
1,2,3,4 that's the real sin!
Those are the firsts of Led Zeppelin

BAM! bitches!

Get real or die tryin!
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You girls really need a fix
Can't you all appreciate Hendrix?
All your rhymes are very mellow
Compared to his fuckin' solo!
And can't you listen to Pink Floyd
Instead of those rappers on roids?
Ghetto blasters don't sound their best
When they're compared to early Yes
How can you be called a fuckin' Rock Star?
When your music has no guitar?

I can't get no satisfaction
From your puppets making millions!
Imagine there's no ghetto
To make your idols shout : Yo!
What really is wrong with you?
Have you never heard The Who?
Yeah! Keep hiding like a turtle!
And never witness Deep Purple
1,2,3,4 that's the real sin!
Those are the firsts of Led Zeppelin

BAM! bitches!

Get real or die tryin!
MasterDom
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Bon Jovi...yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Hell yes.Bon Jovi he rocked and still rocks smile
Red_Dragon
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Quote by SereneProdigy
You girls really need a fix
Can't you all appreciate Hendrix?
All your rhymes are very mellow
Compared to his fuckin' solo!
And can't you listen to Pink Floyd
Instead of those rappers on roids?
Ghetto blasters don't sound their best
When they're compared to early Yes
How can you be called a fuckin' Rock Star?
When your music has no guitar?

I can't get no satisfaction
From your puppets making millions!
Imagine there's no ghetto
To make your idols shout : Yo!
What really is wrong with you?
Have you never heard The Who?
Yeah! Keep hiding like a turtle!
And never witness Deep Purple
1,2,3,4 that's the real sin!
Those are the firsts of Led Zeppelin

BAM! bitches!

Get real or die tryin!



Alright Man you told them bitches how it really is
sprite
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Quote by SereneProdigy
You girls really need a fix
Can't you all appreciate Hendrix?
All your rhymes are very mellow
Compared to his fuckin' solo!
And can't you listen to Pink Floyd
Instead of those rappers on roids?
Ghetto blasters don't sound their best
When they're compared to early Yes
How can you be called a fuckin' Rock Star?
When your music has no guitar?

I can't get no satisfaction
From your puppets making millions!
Imagine there's no ghetto
To make your idols shout : Yo!
What really is wrong with you?
Have you never heard The Who?
Yeah! Keep hiding like a turtle!
And never witness Deep Purple
1,2,3,4 that's the real sin!
Those are the firsts of Led Zeppelin

BAM! bitches!

Get real or die tryin!


thank you for embarrassing yourself and saving the rest of us the trouble. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Jagger
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Win or lose, now's the time, if you're rocking a rap
Give it all, bring your game or expect a bitch slap
Bustin' rhymes, kicking ass, taking names, it's all the same
I'm new so you don't know me, but you'll remember my name
Bitch it's Clare, I got this down, I'm gonna school everyone now
Your time is up, move your ass, don't forget to take a bow
This ain't over till I say it's over, I'm owning this
I'm aiming for you chumps and I'm never gonna miss
Tempus fugit, seize the moment, time to do it or die
Either end up in the gutter or shoot up to the sky
This train is rolling now, unstoppable, you know I can't quit
No turning back, it's too late, out of track, the fuse is now lit
Get your hands in the air, show the Tamer some love
Swing em left, swing em right, keep em high up above
I'm taking this home, nobody's better, you'll see
The winner takes it all, and that winner is me

(Crowd goes wild for the new girl!)

@Liz - Yeah, you didn't know your girl got some street in her, hey? Back at ya, baby. x
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Win or lose, now's the time, if you're rocking a rap
Give it all, bring your game or expect a bitch slap
Bustin' rhymes, kicking ass, taking names, it's all the same
I'm new so you don't know me, but you'll remember my name
Bitch it's Clare, I got this down, I'm gonna school everyone now
Your time is up, move your ass, don't forget to take a bow
This ain't over till I say it's over, I'm owning this
I'm aiming for you chumps and I'm never gonna miss
Tempus fugit, seize the moment, time to do it or die
Either end up in the gutter or shoot up to the sky
This train is rolling now, unstoppable, you know I can't quit
No turning back, it's too late, out of track, the fuse is now lit
Get your hands in the air, show the Tamer some love
Swing em left, swing em right, keep em high up above
I'm taking this home, nobody's better, you'll see
The winner takes it all, and that winner is me

(Crowd goes wild for the new girl!)

@Liz - Yeah, you didn't know your girl got some street in her, hey? Back at ya, baby. x
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Look around and what do I see
Buncha pretenders, fake ass contenders all around me
Making noise with their mouths, like they got something to say
Instead of listening up to as I show them the way
Yeah, I’m small, but I’m fierce, so don’t fuck ‘round with me,
Cause I’m the one and the only, Spriteypants, Lush MC
Coming at you from the great Pacific North west
At least now you know you’re getting schooled by the best
So Lizzy Liz? Lady X? Clare deLune and Danielle?
If you think you can top me, you can all go to hell.

word.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Go ahead and stone me to death but my pick is Brian Johnson.
deftones25
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The greatest rock stars of all time


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Jagger


(Brit accent)
'Right then mate but eee'd bin nuffin' widdout Keef.
Liz
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@Liz - Yeah, you didn't know your girl got some street in her, hey? Back at ya, baby. x


I can't leave you alone for 5 minutes!
sprite
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I can't leave you alone for 5 minutes!


if you want, you can leave her with me - i'll make sure she doesn't get into trouble!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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I can't leave you alone for 5 minutes!


You're right. She's added me as a friend and everything...I'm afraid all hope is lost.

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You're right. She's added me as a friend and everything...I'm afraid all hope is lost.


She mentioned that, miss Flashypants smile
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She mentioned that, miss Flashypants smile


That's MC Flashy Pants to you, sucka.

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Maybe the question should be. Who is the most relevant rock star/band?


In any event, the most relevant rock star or rock band on the planet ever - would have to play mostly Rock music and not any configuration of anything else or everything else except Rock.

So far, there's only been a small handful of rock stars even mentioned.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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JesusGod this Battle has been far more entertaining than any rock concert...I need audio!
But....Elvis...there was nothing before him
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Dave Grohl++


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
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In any event, the most relevant rock star or rock band on the planet ever - would have to play mostly Rock music and not any configuration of anything else or everything else except Rock.

So far, there's only been a small handful of rock stars even mentioned.


And what makes it rock music, old-timer? Because Elvis invented rock music and nothing really sounds like him.
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And what makes it rock music, old-timer? Because Elvis invented rock music and nothing really sounds like him.


And here all along I thought Chuck Berry was the founder of Rock.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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And here all along I thought Chuck Berry was the founder of Rock.


It doesn't count until a white man does it you dumb shit, you know that.

Anyway, you have a point. I misspoke. What I should have said is Elvis was the first rock star.

You didn't answer the question either. What makes music qualify as rock music?