Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Hmm...
A handful of bitches tryna rhyme
(AKA wasting our time)
Let Dani come through
Like the cliche, I'll school you
I'm going in for the kill
Leaving you verklempt from my skill
Ya'll tryna battle wits?
Xuani gimme dat mic, lemme spit!
Sneakin' up on da scene
Leavin' rhymes on your screen
Lizzy J, keep it classy
Sprite, hold the sassy
This right here ain't what you want
I ain't even tryin'...I'm pretty nonchalant.
I'm stopping right here, and consider it luck
You can call me celibate 'cause I don't give a fuck!
*Levitates and floats off stage*
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The Rolling Stones. 50 years and still going strong. (I've yet to see a cane or a walker on stage at any of their concerts)
You girls really need a fix
Can't you all appreciate Hendrix?
All your rhymes are very mellow
Compared to his fuckin' solo!
And can't you listen to Pink Floyd
Instead of those rappers on roids?
Ghetto blasters don't sound their best
When they're compared to early Yes
How can you be called a fuckin' Rock Star?
When your music has no guitar?
I can't get no satisfaction
From your puppets making millions!
Imagine there's no ghetto
To make your idols shout : Yo!
What really is wrong with you?
Have you never heard The Who?
Yeah! Keep hiding like a turtle!
And never witness Deep Purple
1,2,3,4 that's the real sin!
Those are the firsts of Led Zeppelin
BAM! bitches!
Get real or die tryin!
Win or lose, now's the time, if you're rocking a rap
Give it all, bring your game or expect a bitch slap
Bustin' rhymes, kicking ass, taking names, it's all the same
I'm new so you don't know me, but you'll remember my name
Bitch it's Clare, I got this down, I'm gonna school everyone now
Your time is up, move your ass, don't forget to take a bow
This ain't over till I say it's over, I'm owning this
I'm aiming for you chumps and I'm never gonna miss
Tempus fugit, seize the moment, time to do it or die
Either end up in the gutter or shoot up to the sky
This train is rolling now, unstoppable, you know I can't quit
No turning back, it's too late, out of track, the fuse is now lit
Get your hands in the air, show the Tamer some love
Swing em left, swing em right, keep em high up above
I'm taking this home, nobody's better, you'll see
The winner takes it all, and that winner is me
(Crowd goes wild for the new girl!)
@Liz - Yeah, you didn't know your girl got some street in her, hey? Back at ya, baby. x
Go ahead and stone me to death but my pick is Brian Johnson.
JesusGod this Battle has been far more entertaining than any rock concert...I need audio!
But....Elvis...there was nothing before him