“Hello, honey, I’m home!”
“Oh, good. Go take a quick shower and get dressed.”
“Ok, ahh… why?”
“Because I have something to tell you that I think you’re going to love.”
That was enough to keep me on edge. I wasn’t going to let her hound me about asking questions, so I didn’t ask any.
After dinner, we sat outside at the deck bar.
“Ok, you’re obviously not going to tell me without a dumb question so here is one from the hip. Who is he?”
“Dennis.”
“Dennis? Wait! What do you think I was thinking when I asked that?”
“Who you wanted me to fuck for you.”
“Alright, you’ve got me spinning. Explain, please. I’m getting a headache.”
“Simple! I fulfilled your biggest fantasy.”
“The one of me watching you fuck another man. So?”
“I fucked Dennis today!”
I slumped in my chair not knowing what to say. She had to be joking me.
“Ok, Wife. Please explain to me exactly who Dennis is, and how did you come to fuck him… ah, for me.”
“Well, he delivers to the house. You know how I like to buy things, so he visits at least twice a week.”
“Visits? Sorry, continue.”
“Well, one of his deliveries was that new vibrating, heated, motorized, dildo that we have.
“We? Have? I’ve never see… sorry, continue.”
I’d never seen this dildo, but now I knew why the electric bill was up.
“So after a couple of weeks, he asked me if I got to try my new toy. When I told him I didn’t, he offered to help me try it.”
“Bet he didn’t help you with your tampons when you get them. Sorry, continue.”
“I told him no thank you but he asked me every time he delivered. Then last week, I was going to try the dildo out and was dressed in your favorite outfit. I was on the bed and had it lubed and turned on when the bell went off. It was Dennis.”
