I was dead sleep when I heard tapping on my apartment door. I glanced at the alarm clock and it read “3:15 AM”
As I swung my feet out of bed, I wondered who in the heck would be knocking on my door at three in the morning. I had forgotten about Shannon, my neighbor, although I am not quite sure how I could have possibly forgotten that I had a stripper living close by.
I looked in my peep hole and saw the top of her head and that of two other young girls, standing nearby.
Suddenly, I remembered telling Shannon she was more than welcome to bring a party if she wanted to visit when she got off from work at Baby Dolls, a Dallas-area strip club. In all honesty, I did not think she would actually show up because all the strippers that I had ever known were a bit flighty and forgetful. I cracked opened the door, clad in my boxer shorts and nothing else. Shannon stood there throwing a mischievous smile at me, her stripper friends standing behind her.
“Did we wake you up?” Shannon asked.
“Oh, no,” I replied, lying through my teeth. “I was waiting for the party.”
Shannon stepped forward, casually reaching out to silently grope me, as she pushed past me and into my apartment, her stripper friends saying nothing.
“What do you have to drink?” Shannon asked, tossing her backpack on to my couch, as her friends took up stations on my couch, not sure of what to do or say.
“I have water, milk, buttermilk, beer, wine, liquor and some smokes,” I sheepishly replied, looking over at the two guests on my couch.
“Liquor?” Shannon questioned.
“Yeah,” I replied, “I’ve got Schnapps and bourbon and some vodka and whiskey.”
“Damn,” called out one of the girls from the couch. “I’m ready to Party and get fucked up.”
I grabbed some shot glasses from my cupboard, as Shannon disappeared into my bathroom, leaving me alone with her two friends.
Bethany was the shorter of the two, and ridiculously cute. She sported some very tight cut-off shorts and a midriff bearing cut-off -t-shirt that barely contained her 38’s. Alexa was equally cute, but a bit more reserved, or so it seemed.
I poured each a shot of bourbon and then I handed them each, a coke. I poured myself a shot of the Bourbon and quickly downed it. I looked at each of my two houseguests and asked if they wanted some smoke. Who knew strippers liked cigars?
They toasted to one another with their shots and said, “let’s party,” as they downed their shots.
“Whoa,” Alexa declared, shaking her head back and forth, her long black hair going everywhere. She quickly gulped down a swig of her coke.
“Newbie drinkers,” I surmised out loud.
“We can handle it,” Alexa shot back, extending her arm, her shot glass in hand. I poured her another shot and she quickly downed it.
“Go easy,” I warned. “You don’t want to get so fucked up that you miss out on having a good time.”
Alexa’s brown eyes glanced at my crotch as I stood in front of her and her Bethany. It was at that point that I realized I was probably a little inappropriately undressed.
I sat the Bourbon bottle on the table and started to head to my bedroom to slip on some jeans when Bethany asked where I was going.
“Let me slip on some jeans,” I replied.
“You don’t need to get dressed on our account,” Bethany shot back. “We’re strippers. We’re used to it. Roll out some smokes.”
I grabbed my stash and slipped on to the couch between my two houseguests. They watched with eager anticipation, as I rolled up a hand full of small cigarettos. I lit one up and after taking a good long tote, I handed it off to Bethany, who did the same before passing it off to Alexa, who quickly passed it back to me. A light blue sweet-smelling haze quickly filled my living room.
Shannon exited my bathroom, looking stunningly beautiful in her skin-tight yoga pants and her cute little sports bra.
“Y’all couldn’t wait on me?” she asked, seeing the three of us on the couch, smoking weed and the empty shot glasses on the coffee table.
“You snooze, you lose,” I shot back, extending my arm with the joint in my hand.
I leaned back on the couch, re-arranging my jewels in the process, as Shannon took a long drag on the joint.
Alexa’s hand found its way on to my upper thigh and she gave me an approving, but silent squeeze. I wrapped my arm around her waist and silently returned her squeeze. Not to be out done, Bethany slipped her hand on to my other leg, close to the leading edge of my boxer shorts. Oh Lord.
I called for Alexa, my artificial intelligence connection point, to turn on some “party music.”
Bethany was not the least bit shy and asked if I wanted a lap dance.
“Sure,” I replied, taking another drag from the joint. Bethany stood up beside me and quickly stripped out of her shorts, letting them fall to her ankles, where she stepped out of them. She quickly readjusted the straps of her t-back-g-string underwear that barely covered what needed to be covered.