The victims of the armed robbery at the popular piano bar told the police and media that one couple left through the kitchen immediately after the armed robbers left. They described the couple as a distinguished looking man and a woman who looked like a model. That couple is us and the police want to talk to that couple to be sure they weren't involved in the robbery.
That won't happen.
I am the woman's boss and her divorced husband is the legal representative of a union known for strong arm tactics and he doesn't want her to have male company.
When the armed robbers announced they wanted wallets and jewelry, she told me to give her my Rolex, which I later learned she put in her pussy.
The Rolex apparently is hooked on something far into her pussy and we're afraid something will tear if it is pulled.
Over coffee the next morning I ask if she had any ideas about how we are going to get the Rolex out of her pussy. She said she had a college friend who is now a gynecologist and he will remove it.
"Problem solved," I said.
"Not so fast," she replied. "I have a triangle clit piercing that hurt a lot and makes me horny all the time and you have no piercing at all. He says he is willing to put a ring through your pee hole."
Shocked, I said, "I don't need a ring through my pee hole."
"Then you don't need your Rolex," she said.
The triangle clit piercing came about when at an out of town conference we'd had enough drinks to enable us to abandon caution.
We were having just one more drink at the bar when an attractive woman carrying a medical bag took the stool next to me. I signaled the bartender and asked what she'd like to drink. Then I asked if she was the hotel physician.
"As a matter of fact I am," she said, "is there something I can do for you?"
"You could pierce my friend's clit," I said to be outrageous.
"Actually I am really interested in clit piercing, and if her clit's hood can tolerate it , I could give her a nice triangle piercing tomorrow," she said.
"Let's do it," my companion, who'd had one drink more than she needed, said.
The next morning we picked up the appropriate jewelry at an adult store and presented ourselves at the doctor's office.
"It's going to hurt a little so you better come in and hold her hand," the doctor said. My friend was put in the stirrups, opened, examined and pronounced a good candidate for a triangle piercing. She stoically submitted to the procedure and soon it was all over and she had a triangle clit piercing.
"Now I'm horny and so are you," announced the doctor turning to me. She led me to an adjacent room with a couch and as an after thought invited her patient to come too. "You'll enjoy this too," she told her patient, "but don't rub your pussy." She reached under her skirt and pulled down and stepped out of black lace panties. Then she lay on her back on the couch with her knees pulled up and said, "Here's my vagina, are you waiting for a printed invitation?"