Looking back, it was all my doing. I should never have told Mike that I fancied Leanne, my wife's younger sister. In the four or five years I'd known Mike, he was always asking about Leanne, as though he got off on the little things I would mention about her whenever she visited. He'd never met her, and so would ask me if her tits were better than my wife's, Rachael. "Did she wear that skirt with the split right up the back again?" he'd enquire hopefully after I mentioned she'd come by the previous evening.
The truth was, Leanne has all the good bits that Rachael did, but she was 4 years younger and everything about her was that little bit better. They were both relatively tall at 5'9 and both had great legs. Leanne's boobs were slightly bigger than my wife's 34B, and she tended to show them off more. Her hips were an extra inch wider, but in that perfect place that accentuated the peachy curve of her arse.
Rachael was lovely, don't get me wrong, but next to Leanne, she looked average. And of course Leanne managed to pick outfits that showed herself off far better than my wife dared do.
"Have you ever fucked her?" Mike asked me once.
I had to admit that I had thought about it many times, but never had.
"Never had the opportunity," I said, knowing that really I meant, "I've never plucked up courage to try." The truth was that if I messed it all up, then perhaps I'd lose the two most lovely women in my life.
But the seed of that thought was always in my mind. I still saw Mike occasionally, and I always hoped that someday I'd be able to tell him I'd done the deed. Then one Easter something unexpected happened.
Leanne was visiting us over the holiday, she likes our out-of-the way house in the countryside with good views all round. Her flat in London is convenient, but she can hardly see greenery from any window. It was early evening and we were just deciding what to eat when there was a knock at the door. We weren't expecting anyone but I went to see who it was.
No sooner has I opened the door than a man in a ski-mask and balaclava-type hat shoved himself in and pointed a gun at me. He motioned me back inside and pushed the door closed with his surgically-gloved hand.
"What the fuck are you playing at?" I asked him, rather stupidly. It was quite plain he was robbing us!
"Shut up, do what I say," was all that he said, and I wasn't going to be a hero while I had a gun pointed at me. I backed into the living room where the girls were sat, wondering what on earth was going on. "Oh," the guy said, "a couple of hotties eh? Were you going to have threesome tonight?" he cockily joked to me.
Suddenly images of having both women flashed through my head, but I managed to stammer out "No, don't be stupid that's my wife and her sister."
Maybe calling the intruder stupid wasn't the best idea in the world but I just felt I had to deny the fact to my wife that fucking Leanne had ever entered my head. Ever. At all. My train of thought got seriously disrupted when this man switched his attention to Rachael and Leanne.
"Get your tits out then, let's see them". He waved the gun around to indicate what he expected to happen, as the girls both looked terrified at the weapon and stunned by his demand.
I pulled out my wallet and pulled out all the cash I had in there, "Look, just take my money and leave us, ok?" I offered, "We don't want any trouble."
He let out a long "Nooo, no," and seemed to relax a bit, "I think this is far better than your money, mate. Come on, let's see them." And, much to my secret joy, they both pulled off their tops and reached behind themselves and unclipped their bras. I was trying hard to keep my "pleading-protesting face" in place and also trying not to let my eyes linger on Leanne's gorgeous breasts for too long.
"Very tasty," said the guy, his voice still slightly muffled through the mask. He swapped the gun over to his left hand and reached out with his hand right, which looked comically blue in that latex glove and fondled my wife's tits. Then he did the same to Rachael. I saw a brief opportunity while his back was slightly turned to me to do whatever it is they do in the movies to disable an attacker with a punch to the kidneys... or was it a chop to the neck.. or a headlock...
"Which feels better to you?" he was suddenly facing me again, obviously heroics are split-second things not for thinkers like me.
"Eh?" was all I could muster.
"Which tits do you prefer?" he asked again, "Go on, grab a handful and see if we agree."
I shook my head in disbelief and stood in front of my wife and ran my hands over her familiar breasts, "I've no idea what he's on," I tried to say as quietly as possible to her, but she stood there like a bit of a zombie.
"Just do what he says," she replied.
Then I looked Leanne in the eye and gave her my best sorry look as I moved to give her breasts a cursory feel. Or that was my intention. Once I laid my hands on those fabulous orbs I'd fantasised about many a time, I just had to give them a proper squeeze and carressing, after all I didn't want this guy to think I was not following his orders.
"Well?" he asked, "Which ones?"
Shit, now I was torn, I looked between Rachael and Leanne, my wife and her sister, both stood there like manequins in this surreal situation than none of us could quite comprehend.