You know what I hate? I hate allthese stories you see guys writing into the porn magazines, claiming to have a huge dick, and talking about how great it is and how much pussy it gets them. I have to call bullshit on that. See, I have a huge dick, and I can tell you for a fact that 99 out of 100 times, it’s more of a hindrance than it is a help. I can’t remember the number of times I was getting hot and heavy with a girl, just to unzip and pull it out, and have her take a look and say “there’s no way you’re putting that thing in me”. When I’m lucky, I may get a hand job out of the deal, since the ones that won’t let me put it in their pussy most often can’t even fit it in their mouth. And those are the lucky nights. A lot of the time, the girls don’t even have the courtesy to offer that much. But I guess those are the breaks when you’re packing over a foot of meat in your jockeys. Not to say that it’s like that all the time, since there have been a few times when a girl was brave enough to give it a shot, and even though several of those that have tried weren’t able to finish, since it was just hurting them more than anything else, and I refuse to keep going when I’m hurting a chick, there have been a few who managed to take it, and those are the times when having one like mine doesn’t really cause any problems. For example, I remember the time I went house hunting …

I had just moved into town for work, and had been staying at a hotel until I could get my bearings and start looking for a place of my own. I rode around town, checking out addresses I got from the paper, or online, but I just didn’t have enough info to know what I was looking at. I make great money, so I wasn’t too worried about rent, but I also didn’t want to spend a fortune. Waste not, want not, you know? My main issue was that I just didn’t know the areas that were worth looking at. I needed a place in the price range I had set for myself, but I also needed it to be in a place where I wouldn’t have to worry about someone stealing my car stereo in the middle of the night. After riding and looking and riding and looking some more, I finally decided to just break down and call a realtor. I couldn’t think of any other way to find what I needed. I kind of hated the thought of doing it in a way, since I’ve always been really self-sufficient, but sometimes you got to do what you got to do. I asked a few of the guys at work and found the best agency to call, and gave them a buzz a couple days later. The agent I ended up on the phone with was a sweet sounding lady named Veronica, and after chatting for a little while about what I was looking for and what I could afford, we made plans to meet the following Saturday for breakfast to go over a few more details, then spend a few hours looking at some places she had listed. I can’t really say I was looking forward to a day riding around with a forty-something real estate agent, when I could be at the beach or the movies or something, but I guess I didn’t have much of an option.

Saturday dawned bright and sunny, which I always like, but on this particular day all it did was irritate me even more than I already was. I like being outdoors, and this was the perfect day for it. I sure wasn’t looking forward to a day spent looking at apartments and condos. I rolled out of bed and headed to the bathroom to get my day started. Taking a leak when you wake up with a hard-on the size of mine is always an adventure. The only thing I can say for this hotel room is that it had a hand rail on the wall for the shower, which happened to be right next to the tub, so I was able to hold onto that and lean in enough to be able to piss. After a quick shower and shave, I was all set to get the day rolling. The sooner I got it started the sooner I’d be able to get it done. Maybe if I was lucky I could knock this out pretty fast and have the rest of my Saturday to enjoy. I headed out to the little café we had agreed to meet at for a quick breakfast. She had told me to keep an eye out for a woman wearing a red blouse, so I already kind of knew what to look for when I walked in the door. I stopped just inside and took a look around, then another look. Strangely enough, I was only seeing one lady wearing a red blouse, but she was not what I was expecting … From what I could see from behind her, this lady was young, and she was hot! Not at all what I was expecting. I was lucky enough that she was facing away from me, so I had a couple minutes to really check her out. She was sitting on a stool at the bar, probably so that I’d be able to see her when I walked in, and from what I could see, she had a classic hourglass figure, with wavy brown hair coming to around halfway down her back. The light from the nearby windows showed the auburn highlights in her hair too, which I’ve always loved. After a few more seconds of adjusting my thinking from the day I thought I was in for, I walked up and tapped her on the shoulder. She turned to face me with a smile on her face, and I found myself looking into the prettiest blue eyes I’d ever seen. My day was definitely looking up. I still fully expected to be bored with looking at apartments all day, but at least I’d have a little eye candy during the process.

“Hi, Eric?” she said.

“That’s me,” I replied. “You must be veronica. Pleased to meet you.”

We made small talk for a little while as we ate the breakfasts we ordered, and I found myself looking forward to my day even more. Veronica was smart, and quick to laugh, but I found her to be focused on her work and the main topic we talked about was the housing market, and the things I was looking for in a place. Finishing our breakfast, we got the check and headed out. She paid for the food, which I kind of liked, but I knew it was because she wanted me to be in a good mood while I was looking at the places she wanted to show me. We agreed to leave my car at the café and ride together in hers, just to simplify things, so I made sure mine was locked up, climbed into her little coupe, and off we went.

The first couple of hours went by fairly fast, between looking at a few different places, and riding around the areas where they were located. I liked that several of them were in neighborhoods that looked pretty clean and safe. A couple even had some parks close by, which I also liked, even though I don’t have kids. But I figured that if the area was good enough for a park to be there, it was probably a nice enough location to not have to worry about. We made random small talk while we rode and looked, and I found myself wishing she’d loosen up a little. Not that she was being bitchy or anything, just way too professional for my taste, and I soon found myself getting bored again. We had seen a couple of promising places, but nothing that really jumped out at me yet, so we kept going. Soon enough it was creeping up on lunch time, so we decided to stop for a quick bite.

We hit the first place we saw, which was a little neighborhood bar and grill, and after being seated and waiting a couple minutes for the waiter to get over to us, I decided that I was going to have a drink with lunch. It was Saturday after all, and even though Veronica was turning out to be some eye candy, I was still giving up some of my day for something that I needed to do, but didn’t really want to do. I guess a drink or two won’t hurt me. I have to admit that I was slightly surprised when Veronica ordered a vodka martini for herself right after I ordered my whisky sour.

“I hope you don’t think I’m unprofessional or anything,” she said after the waiter walked away to put in our orders. “But it’s the weekend, you know? May as well.”

“No, I don’t mind a bit. Knock yourself out” I replied.

Shortly after that our food was brought out, and we each ordered another drink to go with it. I felt better after having a couple drinks, less like it was a chore and more like it was a regular Saturday and veronica seemed to loosen up a little too, and we were finally able to make a little small talk about other things than real estate. We lingered a few minutes over our meal, and I had one more drink, my third, although Veronica stayed with the two she had already had, which was just as well. She was driving after all. Once we were back in the car, things continued on the upbeat note that they had gotten on at lunch. I was also pleased to note that Veronica wasn’t being as careful to keep the edges of her skirt tucked under her leg as she drove, and I was getting some rather nice glimpses of a pretty shapely thigh. Seeing this made me really sit back and take a look at Veronica, and I began to notice just how hot she really was. The legs were great, and I was really enjoying the view there, and once I let my eyes follow the rest of the body up higher, I was able to see that she had a flat stomach, topped by a pair of tits that looked to be more than a handful, and the strain they were putting on the front of her blouse was definitely interesting, to say the least.

We continued to make small talk as we traveled to the next place on her list to show me, and I was really enjoying her being a little more loosened up than she was earlier. We got to the next place a few minutes later, and headed into the apartment to look around, still laughing all the way up the stairs. Reaching the top of the steps we were walking up ahead of Veronica, I happened to turn around just in time to catch her sneaking a peek at my ass. My turning surprised her, so that when I was facing her again, she was staring straight at my crotch. Like I said, I’m a big boy, so even though I wasn’t hard, she still got a little bit of an eyeful, but seeing as how she snapped her eyes away in a hurry and acted like nothing happened, I don’t really know how much she actually saw. We went on into the apartment and she started showing me around. I was spending just as much time watching her walking around as I was looking at the place, since the couple of drinks we had had with lunch were still helping to loosen her up, and the walk she had now was a lot more of a sway than the stiff brace she had been stuck in earlier. She was telling me the finer points of the place, pointing out the storage space and the view from the main room’s window. It was at about this point that I decided that I needed to take a leak, so I excused myself and headed to the master bathroom. This was the first time I had seen this room and I actually really liked it. The master bedroom was connected of course, and so was the master closet, which also had a separate door into the bedroom. I walked up and unzipped, hauling my cock out and started relieving myself. I guess those drinks had really built up in me. The way the room was set up, the door to the closet was in full view of where I was standing, and it was this door that opened, and Veronica stepped through, still spinning the virtues of the apartment.

“And you can see here that the closet and the bathroom are also connected, which I personally find very convenient ….”

She came to an abrupt halt, both movement and speech, when she saw me standing there with my Johnson in my hand, taking a leak. There was no way I was stopping mid-stream though, so I just kept going, and after a few moments of her standing and staring in stunned silence, she brought her eyes up to my face, with a totally stunned and embarrassed look on her face.

“Oh my God Eric, I am so sorry. I thought you were still behind me.” I wasn’t surprised to see her lower her eyes back to my dick while she spoke. I had finished pissing at this point, but I made no move to put it away. I figured I may as well see where this would lead. I do have to say it was a bit awkward, standing there with my junk hanging out, while my rather hot real estate agent stared at it. After a few seconds, I kind of grinned and cleared my throat. Her eyes snapped back up to my face and she opened her mouth to say something, but no sound came out. I figured at this point that she needed a rescue of some sort, so I said,

“You look a little stunned Veronica. See something you weren’t expecting?”

All she could do was nod, and let her eyes slide back to my cock. She was only standing about three feet away from me, so I know she had a good view, but I just had to know where this could go, so I turned towards her and took a single step in her direction. I didn’t want to go so far that she’d freak out and scream harassment, but I did want to show her that I was interested in seeing how things went with this.

“Well say something Veronica. What do you think?”

“I think … I think I want to touch it,” she replied. I was a little shocked at hearing this, as I had really expected her to turn and run out of the room.

“I’m sorry,” she said, “I’ve just never seen one that big.”

I didn’t know what I should say, but I did know that I didn’t want to break the mood that was going on here, so I just took another step forward, putting myself in reach, and left the next move up to her. Her eyes stayed glued to my cock for a couple more seconds, and then slid up my body to my eyes again. I could see the question there, so I gave a slight nod, telling her I was ok with it. She caught her bottom lip between her teeth, and got a look of total anticipation as her eyes travelled back down to my dick. She slowly reached out her right hand, and traced just the tips of her fingers along my sensitive skin. I got that small shudder that us guys get when something feels good, mingled with the anticipation that we’re soon going to be feeling something even better. Veronica took a small step to her left and sank down till she was sitting on the edge of the bathtub; I turned to follow her, making sure to keep my now stiffening cock in front of her. Her eyes were still glued to it as she took another look from the new position she was in. The tub was the perfect height to put my cock just slightly lower than face level to her, and she looked back and forth between my dick and my face, with a look of total hunger on her face.

As her hand moved back to my cock, I could see her getting braver, and she soon progressed from stroking me lightly with her fingertips, to wrapping her hand around me and stroking me like a man likes to be stroked. My cock was getting harder and bigger by the second, and as it grew, so did Veronicas eyes. Soon enough she couldn’t get her hand all the way around it. My eyes were rolling back into my head with the pleasure I was feeling from this, and when she added her other hand to the mix, using it to cup and gently squeeze my balls, I gasped with the sensation.

I could tell that Veronica was really getting into this by the way she was looking at my cock with an expression of raw lust on her face, and by the way she was moving her hands.

This wasn’t just another woman who was basically doing me a favor by jerking me off, this was a woman who was truly into what she was doing. The soft touches of her hand on my balls stood out in a sharp contrast to the more firm strokes of her other hand on my shaft. I let my head loll back and closed my eyes. I wanted to close off one of my senses, since I’ve always heard that by closing one, you heighten the others, and at this particular moment, I definitely wanted my sense of touch to be heightened. Normally I’m a very visual person, and I love to watch, but in the next moments, I was glad that I had decided to close my eyes to better feel her hands, because it was at this moment that she decided to add her tongue to the party. I felt the warm wetness of it sliding along the bottom side of my Johnson, from the root all the way to the tip, and I snapped my eyes open and looked down to better be able to enjoy the show. I watched Veronica continuing to stroke my cock, now with both hands at once, and she used her tongue to lap up the precum that was oozing from my swollen member.

“I just can’t get over how huge you are Eric,” she said “I’ve never seen one this big in my life.”

“Well, it’s caused me more problems than you would realize” I replied.

When she asked me what I meant, I told her about all the times a woman would see it and refuse to try, and about how most women couldn’t fit their mouths around it. She looked at me thoughtfully while I talked, her hands never stopping their stroking, and then dropped her eyes back to my dick. I heard her mumble “I’ve always loved a challenge” and then her head bent back forward and she started working on cramming my cock into her mouth. I could tell right away that he wasn’t going to be able to get it all in there, but she was doing a good enough job that it was sinking into her face past the head, which is more than most women can do, and I have to admit that I was in heaven. She was rally turning on the juices, and there were lines of spit hanging from my cock and connecting it to her lips during the times when she pulled away to catch her breath. I knew that she was enjoying herself and I knew for damn sure that I was too, but I also knew that her jaws had to be getting sore, and besides that, I really wanted to know if she was brave enough to try a little more than a head and hand job.

I reached down and took her by the upper arms and stood her up, which brought her to nearly face level with me since she was wearing heels, and then I took her face in my hands and kissed her deeply. While we continued to make out like this, I began to caress and unbutton her jacket and blouse, taking the time to run my hands over her body in the process. One thing I’ve learned about women and their breasts is that you can usually get a better response from stroking than you can from grabbing and pinching. Guys, take notes. On top of that, she was a really great kisser and my cock was throbbing and jumping from how turned on I was. On one of those jumps, it bumped into her, and she wrapped her hands around it again and resumed her stroking and rubbing, only stopping long enough for me to slide her jacket and blouse off, leaving her in just a skirt and bra. She had a great shape to her, and I’m a sucker for a nice stomach, which she was definitely sporting and I was soon rubbing my hands over. I wrapped my arms around her waist, pulling her closer to feel her skin on mine, and used that move as a chance to unzip her skirt in the back and begin working it over her hips. Soon enough it was on the floor with the rest of her clothes, other than her bra and matching thong panties.

We continued our kissing and fondling, feeling each other’s skin with our hands and the rest of our bodies, and enjoying every second of it. She ran her hands up my happy trail and grabbed the bottom of my shirt and tugged it off over my head, taking a second to enjoy the view. I’m not a workout nut or anything, but I do watch what I eat, and try to exercise regularly, so I’m fairly well defined. Not overly muscular or anything, but slim and decent looking. Veronica seemed to be enjoying the view, so I guess I looked ok. She moved her head down and began kissing my neck, down to my chest, lightly sucking and flicking her tongue over my nipples. I haven’t had a lot of women do this in the past and I have to say that I was thoroughly enjoying it. So much so that it came as kind of a shock to me when I felt my pants hit the floor. She had taken the opportunity to unbutton my pants and let them fall, and since I never wear underwear, it left me standing there in just my shoes with my pants around my ankles. I kicked the shoes off and toed the pants to the side and I was standing there in all my naked glory, so to speak. Veronica took a step back and got herself a good look and my whole naked body for the first time, but of course her eyes were drawn back to my hard dick sticking straight out from my body. Maybe it’s because the vast majority of my orgasms have been from jerking off, since most girls couldn’t take it or maybe I was just one of the lucky ones, but despite having just under 13 inches of meat, it stuck straight out when it was hard, not sagging down like some of the big ones I’ve seen online or in porn movies. It also got rock hard when I was excited, also unlike some of the other big guys who seem to get semi-erect, but not really fully hard. Whatever the case, she sure seemed to like what she was seeing judging by the look on her face and the way she was continuing to bite at her lower lip with just the hint of a smile on her face.

Veronica reached up and unclasped her bra, which was one of those that hooked in the front, letting it fall open, hanging from her shoulders. She had the most spectacular tits I’ve ever seen, not overly big, but not small by any standards, but they both stood straight up, firm and perky, with the cutest nipples I’ve ever seen, and areolas that closely matched the skin color of the rest of her boob, so that it looked like a hint of a blush around her nips. My cock was throbbing at the sight, but I knew the best was yet to come. See, I’ve always been much more of an ass man than I have a tit man, and judging by the amount of feeling and grabbing I had done to hers while we were kissing, she must have known that. She proved that theory a moment later when she turned her back to me, and gave me a great view of her hot ass for a few seconds, before she bent at the waist and began sliding her panties down her legs. She was really making a show of it for me, wiggling her ass and taking her time. Once they reached her ankles, she took one foot out and slowly spread her legs, giving me my first view of her pussy. The first thing I noticed was the fact that it was so wet that I could see the moisture literally dripping off it. The second thing I noticed was that she was shaved from the top of her slit, all the way down across her lips, but that I could see a hint of trimmed pubes above that.

“Like what you see?” she asked me.

“More than you realize,” I replied. “Can’t wait to see it close up”

“Well what are you waiting for? Come introduce yourself to her.” She quipped with a smile.

I took the three steps needed to close the distance between us, and dropped to my knees, putting my face in line with her bared pussy. She reached a hand between her legs and spread her lips for me then and I nearly swooned with the sensations of seeing that open snatch in front of my face, capped by a great ass, which was also spread somewhat by the fact that she was still bent over. I was already in heaven at this point, more turned on than I remember being for a long, long time, and when I reached out and slowly ran my finger along her wet slit, the shudder it elicited was icing on the cake. I spent a few minutes rubbing and teasing her with my fingers, flicking it lightly over her clit, rubbing all around her little love button before actually putting my fingers on it and rubbing it more firmly in small circles. Her reaction to this was electric, shuddering and moaning, grabbing at her ankles and calves to help her hold her balance. I was thrilled to see that she was as turned on as I was. I continued to rub her clit with one hand, and finally added my second hand to the mix, bringing it up and sliding two fingers into her sopping wet pussy. I was surprised at that point, because she nearly instantly orgasmed from the dual sensation of being penetrated and having her clit teased. I actually had to snatch my hands away from her wonderful pussy to catch her by the hips to keep her from falling. I eased her to the floor with me, while she slapped a hand between her thighs to stimulate herself and keep her orgasm going. She continued to shudder and rub herself through the rest of her orgasm, not stopping till it subsided, and even then, she kept slowly subbing and caressing her clit. She looked up at me with heavy lidded eyes, and smiled.

“I’ve never cum so fast before Eric,” she said. “That was so intense!”

“Well I’m glad you enjoyed it sexy. Hopefully you have a couple more in you that we can squeeze out.”

She smiled at this and rolled over towards me. I thought she was coming in for a kiss, but she made a beeline for my still throbbing cock and sank her mouth back around it. She put forth more effort this time, as if she was seeing it as a challenge that she just had to win, and to my surprise, she soon had half of my member in her mouth. No one had ever made it that far before. I knew she wouldn’t be able to keep it up for long because of how wide she had to open her mouth, but I was going to enjoy it while she could. Then sensation of her wet mouth sliding up and down my huge dick was intoxicating, and when you add to that the way her tongue kept swirling around the sensitive underside of the head, I was fighting to keep from exploding in her mouth. I needed to cum so badly, but I had to hold on. Unfortunately, I’m not one of those guys that can cum over and over, and just keep going. I need a few minutes of recuperation time in between. Hey, just a guy, you know? Fortunately, I didn’t have to fight for long, as she soon pulled her mouth away, but kept her hands busy working my shaft and balls.

“Sorry Eric, you’re just so big, I can’t do that for nearly as long as I’d like. I wish I could spend hours sucking your dick, feeling it slide in and out of my mouth, knowing that you’ll explode in my mouth any second. I’d love to have that monster paint the back of my throat with some hot cum!”

“You and me both Veronica. But I understand. It can’t be comfortable to have your mouth open that wide for that long. It’s nothing that hasn’t happened before.”

At this point, I thought that play time was over. That I had found another girl that was going to be selfish and leave me hanging. It bugged me of course, but I’d been down this road before. I made to roll up o my feet, but before I could get there, Veronica said,

“But I have another hole that may be able to handle it better!”

I was ecstatic at hearing this or course. I took her back into my arms and started kissing her again; rubbing and stroking everywhere I could reach, alternating between stroking her tits and tweaking her nipples.

“We don’t have a lot of time left Eric.” She said. “Another agent from my office is showing this place in about a half hour.”

She pulled away and lay back on the floor, planting her feet on the floor and spreading her legs wide. The view of her wide open pussy was incredible, and she was still dripping wet, both with her cum and her own natural juices. I moved up between her legs and used the head of my cock to tease her opening, rubbing her clit and stroking it up and down her wet slit.

“Please Eric” she begged, “please put your dick in me!”

I complied, making sure to move slowly, sliding it in a half inch at a time, moving it slowly back and forth, in and out, giving her time to get used to it, and making sure I didn’t hurt her. I could see the tension on her face from feeling the stretch my cock was bringing her, but I could also tell from her moans and twitches that she was ok and didn’t want me to stop. Of course I told her to let me know if she needed me to, and of course I would. She assured me that she was ok, and to keep going, so I did just that. Soon enough I felt my cock reach the end of her, and I looked down to see that I was a little over halfway in. I was thrilled that I was able to get in like that, and began to slowly move in and out a little more deeply than I had before. Soon enough she was loosened up enough to not feel a lot of discomfort, but I knew that it wouldn’t last long without making her too sore to walk, but I also knew that it didn’t matter since I was so ready to cum. I continued to stroke myself in and out, while she writhed and moaned under me, running her nails across my chest and tweaking my nipples. A few seconds later she exploded into another body shaking orgasm, coming for what seemed like a full two minutes. I was holding on as long as I could, and I managed to stroke another, smaller orgasm out of her before I felt myself about to cum.

“Oh God Veronica, I’m going to cum. I can’t hold out anymore!”

“Cum for me baby! Pull it out and cum all over me! I want to feel that hot cum covering me!”

Hearing this kind of talk pushed me over the edge. I pulled my cock out and started stroking it. She reached out and helped me, and in just a couple of seconds, I blasted my hot cum all over her! The first shot hit her on her slim belly, and the second one hit square on her gaping pussy! I was so turned on by this whole experience that I shot rope after rope of cum on her, covering her from her tits down to her gorgeous pussy. When my orgasm finally subsided, I sat back on my legs, still idly stroking my dick, and looking at her glazed with my man-juice. She smiled up at me, and we shared that intimate look that you only get with someone after some really great sex.

“I love the apartment by the way Veronica. I’ll take it!”

“Glad to hear you say that honey,” she replied. “Of course, I’ll have to come by regularly to make sure that all the paperwork is done correctly. You never know when a T might be uncrossed or an I might get un-dotted. And besides that … I have a hole you haven’t had a chance to stick that monster of yours in yet, and I think we need lots of practice if I’m going to get to feel you deep in my ass!”

“Baby … just tell me where to sign!”