Now, I am a student of the game. I learned it from my father. He observes things. This includes “The Love Game.” He always said to me that there is always at least one man saying to a woman, no matter how beautiful she is, "Fuck her. You can have her."
I brushed that off at first. Until I got the urge to try online dating (don’t judge). So I tried a dating date based on college students. Trial and error came. Until I saw a post that said, “Honesty hour,” from a relatively cute chocolate-skinned chick, at first glance. It was about midnight, so I clicked on her profile to check for other pictures to see what her body looked like. I was trying to see a few pictures at least. I knew just what my question was.
So, I typed, "Ask ANY question?"
She typed back yes. I just said to myself, Fuck it.
I asked her, “What's your bra size?”
She typed back, “Guess.”
I had a smile on my face. (Note: I was in my early years of college when this happened. I was still a sex-crazed horndog, but it was suppressed.)
I looked closely at one of her pics, with a t-shirt on, which didn’t accentuate them at all, and guessed. (I sucked at gauging breast sizes back then)
"B-Cup?" I typed.
"No, I got C's. These are too big," She responded. And the flirting soon began. She was from here in town but was going to school in another state nearby. We got to know each other a little bit through a couple of days. Weeks went by, and I, the curious one, naturally, was the first one to ask for a picture.
She sent a face picture first. I noticed her very full, kissable lips. I complimented her on them. Then I asked her for a full body pic. She sent me one. She's curvy but fit. She's a dancer. She mentioned to me this in her texts to me.
This is where it really got interesting. One night, we were talking and it got to the point where it got sexual. I started asking questions, because, naturally, I was curious and I wanna know. This led to more pics, only racier. She complimented me on my pictures. After sending a picture of my bulge, I type out curiously:
"You like it? Is it big?"
Of course, I've had plenty of women say I had a big dick. But I had to stay humble. What's big to one isn't big to another. She responded:
"Shit, it's big enough for me."
She asked me am I a virgin. I say no. I ask back, she says no. I don’t trip. I was 21 at the time. Not many are virgins at my age. So I ask out of curiosity the dreaded body count question. I should not have done that. (Now, as the famous J. Cole said "You know you have to multiply that by three.” But I didn’t think of that.) So…
The next day was a Saturday morning. I asked her more questions. This time, it was in a form of a introductory paragraph in English class. That freaking long. I’m sorry, I needed to know. So, I disguised the question with my own ingenuity and she answered it. She pretty much told me everything sexually that happened to her, including her count. And a little tutorial in the female genitalia during sex. Which is always useful. (I even gave her a little sexy nickname after this, which she didn’t like, but still…)
Now, amidst all this time, I think to myself and then ask the question to her:
“What is this?”
What do we call this thing? The question floated around while we were exchanging sexy pics and texts and crap. Have I finally found my sexy queen? I got my answer not much later. She answers back in a text:
“I would call it a flirtationship?”
Bitch, what? I’m here sending pics of my dick to you. But not much later I would discover that she would have a new man in the picture. Now, I wouldn’t say she was a ho, she just got around a bit. We ended up following each other on social media, where I learned not much later, said man was official. I wasn't dejected, I was feeling bitter and angry at that point. You know that song “Fuck You” by Cee Lo Green? I wrote something about her, similar to that.
A few months later, my best friend (who also will remain nameless) wanted all of the details. And I mean all of it. I texted him telling him about her when we were talking. He mentioned the sexual parts. So, naturally, I told him. That part… I screwed up. I followed her on social media. I spilled all of it, talking back and forth, nonchalantly. She eventually knew. So she told him everything that I did. Now, that part, I messed up. She's probably got me blocked anyway. I learned a few lessons from this. One: Know the game and how it’s played. And two: Even though she was a learning experience for me in a lot of ways, the same saying applies, no matter where it is, there is at least one man, no matter how hot or sexy or beautiful she is saying about a woman: “Fuck her. TAKE HER.”
Now, you would think our story ends here. But... fast forward a few years later. I'm a writer, and she's a teacher at my old high school. Hmm. She unblocked me on social media. I never had a "hot for teacher" scenario before. I doubt she'll remember me, but... fuck it. It's time to visit my old high school again. As I explored my alma mater again, I wondered to myself: "What will I say to her?" I really didn't have a plan doing this. I just had an endgame, until...
"Oops..." A feminine voice said.
"I apologize," I said, catching her papers. I looked up and sure enough, it was her. My erection began to grow. I wanted to fuck her then and there. But I noticed something about her. I gave her back her papers she almost dropped.
"Thanks. Do I know you?" She said.