I’m an inveterate people watcher. I love to watch beautiful women, attractive women, and semi-attractive women too. I’m a sexist people watcher; it’s women I like to watch. Often, it’s at Temple Coffee over on Broadway and Seventeenth St.
It kind of reminds me of what Hooters might be like. Not that I know; they closed the ones in my town, and I never even drove in their parking lot. Anyway, whoever hires for Tempest must have a breast fetish that’s the same as mine. I need to meet him someday.
Today the baristas are Joy, Meridith, and Zenith, and all are a sight to behold., with three wonderful matched sets of ta-tas. They were all equally attractive, except for Zenith’s. It wasn’t so much that they were more attractive; it was who they belonged to. This was the first time I’d ever been more attracted to a set of tits because of who they belonged to.
Do you ever feel you’re in a Charles Dickens story, you know, like the orphan looking into a candy store? You can see the candy and smell the chocolate and peppermint, but you can’t afford to buy it. That’s the way I felt until I girded my loins, gritted my teeth, put on my big boy pants, and asked Zenith to go out for lunch. I was on tenterhooks when I asked, expecting a no or even a Hell No.
What I got was a maybe, possibly, next week. That wasn’t what my ego needed. She was more indecisive than me. I took it for a no and decided to regroup and see if there was someone more desperate than Zenith I could ask, someone my speed.
Having been essentially shot down, I kind of stayed away from the candy store. I was tired of looking through the window at candy I couldn’t taste. That lasted until Tuesday, when I broke down and went in to get another look at the candy selection.
When I went to the counter to order my coffee, Zenith was working the register. After paying, Zenith looked at me and said, “How about tomorrow?” When she saw my puzzled look, she added, “For lunch, you asked me about lunch, didn’t you?” She hesitated and finished, “You were serious, weren’t you?”
“Lunch, tomorrow?" Right. lunch. "Okay, what time can you get off?” I said. I was surprised—more than surprised. Wow, she accepted. I didn’t expect that. Now where? Asking a beautiful girl for lunch can be difficult. Get over one hurdle, and then you see the next few.
“Oh, I’m not working tomorrow. God, I only get a half hour, and that means I have to bring it. Where would you like to meet?”
Hell, now what? Maybe nicer than The Lunch Spot? Think Tim!
“Uh, Noah’s, or if you’re in the mood for Chinese, Royal China Cafe.” I paused and added, “Or if you have a place to suggest, I could pick you up and you could show me.
She smiled and said, “Do you know The Meeting Place, over on 24th? If you want to have a little time, we could meet at one after the rush. How does that sound?”
“Uh, great, should I pick you up?“
"No, Tim, the first time I always drive myself. It’s just routine girl stuff.”
Okay, then I got my coffee and sat outside, thinking. That question, guys ask each other: do you have game? My answer would be, "What the hell is that? I don’t even know what it is."
I was at the Meeting Place fifteen minutes early and waited in the parking lot for Zenith to show.
When she got there, all I could see were the shorts and tits. There was a lot more skin showing and no tan lines. Anywhere. We went inside, with me being careful to look her in the eyes. Well, I tried, at least.
“How do you like working at the candy shop, Zenith?”
She looked at me quizzically, saying, “The Candy Shop?”
I flushed red; I could feel the heat. And I said, “The Tempest, I mean.”
“Temple, you mean. You said the candy shop; I heard it.” She said it with a question on her face. I could see that she wasn’t going to drop it.
“Um, that’s what I’ve called it. All the beautiful baristas, and you can look but not touch. You know, like in a Dickens book with the orphan looking in.”
“Oh, so you’re the orphan that wants a taste?” She leaned over and kissed me. “There, you got a taste. If you want more, you’ll have to ask for it.”
She smiled at me. God, it was beautiful. “Tim, you’re adorable when you blush. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said adorable, but you are. Come on this side of the booth, and you can get some more tastes.”
I’d thought my face was flushed before, but it must have been crimson when I moved. This time, when she kissed me, she took her time. When she was through, I could see that the nipples on her breasts were hard. My dick was, too. I was hoping my dick wasn’t as obvious as her nipples.
During lunch, she shared her schedule with me; most days, it was seven to three thirty. When I could, I’d come by for coffee just before she got off; she’d go in the back and change out of her uniform blouse, and we’d sit together for a bit.
Over the next few weeks, I was paying less attention to her breasts and more to her.
Am I getting like my brother? He’s a one-girl guy, well, since he met Bev. He’s married, and they have two kids already. As far as I can tell, he hasn’t even looked since he met her. I’ve never been as comfortable with women as Ben has. Maybe that’s why Zenith is so interesting to me.
It was early June when I counted the times we’d been out together. No counting the times we’d just met and talked, it was about six times. I’ve read the articles in Cosmopolitan about dating. No sex until the third date; I was so far behind; was she wondering why? I don’t find her attractive? This is usually where I get called out. Called out or out of bounds, I’ve never figured it out.
Positive consent is the new mantra; does that mean I have to ask her if I can do anything? Hmm, or are they only big things? What if you don’t know what that means? That’s another reason guys like me never get the girl. That's what that means.
I am who I am, so I guess I need to talk to her.
The next Friday, we had an early dinner after she got off at three thirty. I decided I was going to ask her—well, kind of. After ordering dinner, I guided the conversation to Highway 1 up the California coast. “Hey Zenith, have you ever been up the California coast north of San Francisco? I remember going up there with my parents; it was a beautiful trip. Would you be interested in going up to Mendocino? It would be a two-day trip, one day up and one day back.”
I stopped there, waiting for her reaction. What would she say—yes, great idea, no, never, or maybe, one room or two? I’d be happy with a two-room answer.
“No, I haven’t gone up there; you’ve done the trip with your parents?”
“Yes, it was a family trip, but it was beautiful, even for a teenager. If you’re interested, my brother has a Miata convertible, I think I could borrow. it, um, maybe. That would make it a spectacular trip; if we came back on Highway 101, we could spend some time at Mendocino looking around. Three days would allow an entire day exploring the coast there.”
I tried to pitch my voice like it wasn’t a huge ask. To make it easier to say yes.
“If you haven’t done a trip like that in a Miata, you don’t know what you’re missing. What do you think?”
“Your brother has a Miata you can borrow?”
“Well, I’ll have to ask him. If he’s got something planned, then no. But if he doesn't,? Then I think I can talk him into it. Be sure you have a bandana for your hair if you say yes.”
Zenith looked at me, smiled, and said, “You’re sure you can show me a good time?”
Did she mean that the way it sounds? God damn. I hope I’m not misunderstanding it.
“I guess that depends on whether it’s one room or two.” I blurted out. I felt my face get warm. That was so out of character, but it was out there now.
She laughed, “So, one room it is then. Um, can you get three days off? A day at Mendocino sounds like fun. I can probably get someone to cover for me, so it could be three days.”
We finished eating, and I went with her to her car and kissed her. When she kissed me back, it started getting serious—more than just a casual kiss. We were in the open, and I stopped before we went beyond kissing. I was breathless, and so was she.
The next day I got a call from Zenith saying she’d had to get a ride to work, asking me to get her back home. There weren’t any objections from me; I was going to find out where she lived.