I was at this party at a friend's house, and it was an awful sausage fest. Easily eight guys to every girl and it wasn't looking good for me. I had recently gotten dumped and hadn't been laid in a few weeks, and I was feeling very, very horny.
I overheard the older sister of my friend joking about how she didn't have time for a boyfriend with her work and school schedule, but that she 'took care' of things herself with the help of some toys. A few beers later, I was feeling adventurous and the pervert in me snuck to her room to snoop for this toy. I just had to see. I figured getting a look at it would give me enough masturbation material for days.
I had just gotten started on my search when I heard traffic on the stairs. I quickly hid under the desk and pulled the chair in hoping to not get caught. A couple entered (not the girl whose room this was), shut the door and quickly began getting hot and heavy with a steamy make out session. I could see just enough to recognize clothes coming off and I figured, screw it, I'm going to enjoy the show.
A few more minutes went by and I could hear the talk of his dick not getting hard. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. This studly jock couldn't get a hard on. This was not for lack of this chick being hot, she was. Brunette, short, skinny, with decent boobs; a preppy dresser who always smelled nice, had nice hair and always had her nails done. She played with it, kissed, it, sucked it....nothing. Dead as roadkill.
He began to get angry with her and was basically blaming this little hottie for his inability to get it up. He jumped off the bed, threw her clothes at her and gave her a not-so-gentle shove, then he left, slamming the door behind him.
She re-dresses, heads out and I sneak out not long after.
I found her in the throws of the party, alone, upset and down. She got up and went outside and I followed. I approached her and asked what was wrong. She gave me the 'oh nothing' speech and we had a small talk. The man in me finally arrived and I said, "Okay, I was in that room, saw what happened. I didn't go in there to spy on you, I just got caught in a bad spot. Don't freak out." When she didn't I said, "So, totally not your fault. You are gorgeous and I would treat you so well, even if it was just a one time thing."
She paused. I didn't know what to do.
I couldn't tell if she was freaked out, pissed or what.