"Abby, I'm home,"
I wasn't supposed to be. It was going to be a great evening and a better night. My off-the-shoulder midnight-black evening gown with a delicious split for easy access was covered in mud. I picked off a burr stuck to my perfectly straightened hair.
Am I proud I spent the evening hiding from Dylan's wife?
No.
Did it excite me?
I plead the fifth.
The worst part was listening to him fucking her. He had no choice, of course. She was about to open the closet, and my lipstick was still smudged across my face. I'd gone a little crazy when he pulled out his cock. But Dylan knew how to calm his wife down. Through the crack in the door, I saw him tear her bubblegum pink panties and lay her out on his giant mahogany desk—her accusations overtaken by moans, whimpering, and grunts. I hate watching. I wanted to be the one getting railed.
Or maybe join in.
Instead, I did the smart thing. I waited for him to lift her and carry the delighted bride into the other room, then I slipped out the window. The plan was not flawless. My heel snapped, and I got a face full of dirt. Dylan had picked me up in his limo, so I had to Uber after walking nearly a mile.
Fucker will pay for all of it.
Literally.
But it had been a minute since I'd had an evening with my precious Abby.
There wasn't the slightest doubt in my mind she'd be home. Sure, she had a date tonight, but being real that meant nothing. Imagine a 90s comedy. Ok. Abbey is the sorta frazzled best friend, cooky and friendly. Large square glasses that hide most of the face. But she doesn't understand all that boy stuff. Basic bitch for sure. But the sweetest, kindest, and best friend you could ask for.
Earlier that day, she'd picked out her "date" outfit. It was a striped sweater with jeans and a beenie. Nothing matched. It was an assault on the senses. And on top of all that, she didn't seem particularly excited about the date.
"His name is Lucas," she tried to smile, looking at the blurry picture. "He's an Orthodox Minister. So I guess that's nice."
"What's an Orthodox," I asked while I debated wearing underwear.
"Oh, not sure. Christian, right?"
And even if this minister had secretly been Prince Charming. Abbey didn't go home with folks on the first date. Slightly paranoid, my friend. But what can you do?
"Abbey?" I call again, locking and bolting the door behind me. I hear the shower running. I'll get the details later.
I drop the keys on our dish.
Or I would but it's not there.
More specifically, the porcelain lies shattered on the floor. Everything is on the ground. Coats, wall hooks, our photos.
"Britanny..." a weak voice calls from the living room. "Britanny..."
I move, passing more shattered objects. The sofa has been flipped over, the stuffing torn out of a few pillows, and the TV on the floor.
"Abbey, where are you?" my heartbeat pounds, almost deafening me.
"Here..."
There. On the kitchen island. She's naked, sweat coating her body, glistening under the lights. Her glasses rest between her breasts. One hand is curled in her tangled hair, the other waves weakly in my direction.
"How did your date go..." I've never seen a grin like that, certainly not on Abbey. Satisfied didn't even begin to cover the look of total bliss. "Mine went super-duper."
I could smell the sex now. It was overwhelming. Moving closer, I saw her inner thighs shine as her juices pooled under her ass, mixed with a thick white cream. Abbey's hand trembled, but she reached down, soaked her finger inside, and brought it to her lips, sucking them dry.
"Delicious. Oh, god, so fucking good. Do you wanna taste, Brit?"
I did. The world spun around me. I'm like 92 percent straight, but seeing her there. Especially since I knew Abbey. Or thought I did. Never noticed that grabbable hair before or those massive nipples engorged on heavy breasts, or her muscular thighs. She hid it all from me. And I wanted to make up for lost time and almost fell in between her legs for a midnight snack. But I heard the shower stop.
Abbey giggled. "He's back."
I turn, and he's there. Six foot four, hair messed even wet, long arms, lanky but athletic build, and a surprised though not embarrassed grin.