It's always amazed me what men will do when they're horny. Especially the shy ones. You know the ones that pretend it's their first time and feign denial of their true desires. Those are my favorite. I like placing an ad on some M4M site on the internet and playing them like a violin.
The ad itself is disarming enough. A proper lure for the closet-minded newbies that are my target. "Want to watch me jack?' would be a typical title. "I plan to stroke to porn today and thought it might be hot to be watched. Join me or not, but no touching. You don't even have to take your clothes off." would be the common theme of the text. Then I'd sit back and watch my in-box light up.
I'd read them all and begin my sorting. Some are obvious phonies and others are too experienced for my tastes. They're all lying to some degree, but I can find a good candidate within a couple of traded emails. The one most sincere about and on-board with 'no touching' is what I look for. I especially like it if they need me to verify it before setting a time to drop by. Fish on!
It always starts the same. I open the door wearing only a bath towel and inviting him to take a seat. There's not much choice in that I've only a single love seat available to sit. They almost always choose the side furthest from the end table with the remote control, a bowl, and open beer on it. Sometimes they accept an offer of a beer, sometimes not, but that's the end of any small talk from there on out.
I'd sit down, take a swig of beer, and have the remote bring the big screen tv alive with pornography. One of the best parts is watching the reaction when I slowly open my towel to expose my semi-flaccid erection. I'm handsomely endowed with a large cut head and shaved low-hanging balls. Sometimes I wear a cock ring or heavy ball weight to add to the seduction. I love watching their eyes darting between my cock and the tv.
I put on a good show too. I tug on my shaven balls and pull on my shaft to a full and glorious erection. I even slap the underside of my hard-on hard enough to smack against my belly. My body flinches with the pain, but the gawking onlooker is worth it. If they hadn't already stripped down to jack themselves by then, they always start to peel when I elicit a large bead of pre-cum - and use my finger to collect and smear it over my lips and tongue. That's when things get really interesting.
They'd often squirm with indecision but always attempt to either touch or go down on me. I'd spurn their advance and remind them of the 'no-touch' rule. If they only knew I intended them to slink away in frustration. I then pour a healthy dose of oil onto myself to discourage another attempt. It's only vegetable oil I've poured in a bowl, but they don't know that. It's safe, tasteless, and very slippery. A perfect lube if there ever was one. I'd smear it all over my dick and even over my butt-hole. Of course, I continue seductively licking pre-cum off of my finger while directly looking at their hard-ons and diving them insane with desire.