Sometimes, when the work is going well, you can bunk off early on Friday and get home. Then, there are the times when the work isn't going well, and you are probably working some or all of Saturday, just to keep on track.
This was one of those weekends; still, there were guided tours of a ruined monastery in the centre of the town. I'd always had a love of history in general, and old buildings in particular, so that was Sunday taken care of.
Our guide was a blonde woman in her mid-thirties, a bit mumsy, but Lisa had graduated in archaeology, and certainly knew her medieval history. She was also good with a crowd, even the couple of lads who kept making comments about the monk's dirty habits.
At the end of the tour, I had a list of questions about the monastery and the original builders, so I suggested coffee in the nearby cafe.
We talked for a while; she seemed happy to have the attention and talk about her subject.
"Don't you get lonely working away from home?" Lisa asked.
"Yes, sometimes, but it only takes a smile from somebody; or a glance that lasts a moment too long, to make you feel that life is good. Not like being young; you wanted more when we were in our late teens at school, French kissing behind the bike sheds, with Rosie. Or, a fumble, in the forest with Fiona. Then you were set up for the week," I said.
Lisa smiled; I didn't know if it was a memory or just my alliteration.
"Did you have bike sheds at your school?" I asked.
"Certainly did, if I didn't get at least three hot snogs behind the bike sheds each week, I would reckon I was hard done by," Lisa laughed.
We finished our coffee, and Lisa asked me if I wanted to see some parts of the ruins that weren't open to the public.
It had been threatening rain all day, but a sudden squall took us both by surprise.
"Quick, down here, it will be dry down here," she said, opening a locked gate.
We went down a stone staircase and into a cellar of some sort. I asked which part of the monastery it was.
"It's the under-croft where the monks would store wine, grain, even bicycles," she smiled.
"A mediaeval bike shed then, I wonder if it has the same power as the ones at school?" I said.
"Well, the monks did have some dirty habits," Lisa laughed.
We looked at each other for a while, trying to gauge the other's reaction. I leant forward and let my lips gently touch hers. There was a moment's pause, then leaning forward, she kissed me back.
Then, our bodies seem to collide in a frenzy of passion. I gripped her buttocks and pulled her close, trapping her hand against my crotch. I released my grip a little, but still, her hand weighed my balls.
I slid my hands down into her jeans; her buttocks were warm and soft. This was the first extra-marital contact I had had in years; my pulse raced as my body yearned for the excitement of a new lover.
I felt my trouser fly opening and knew she had the same needs as I did.
Then the moment was gone! Her mobile rang, again and again; it announced the name of the caller: Jack, Jack, Jack…
Worse still, the phone's vibrations ran through my fingers like an electric shock, like I had been caught red-handed.
"My husband," she sighed.
Embarrassed, our grips released, Lisa took the call. Yes, he should park in the town, and she would meet him at the information centre. She cancelled the call and sighed again.
I gave her a business card; we could keep in touch. I doubted we would, but it was worth a try.
I heard nothing from Lisa the next week, then out of the blue, a text message, to ask if I wanted to visit a Roman road on Sunday.
We met in the car park of a local beauty spot and walked along the route of the old road. I had taken a picnic blanket from the car and we sat in a secluded spot and ate our lunch. Gradually, we moved closer until we were touching.
We kissed again, almost as an experiment to see if we still liked it. The kisses grew stronger until we were wrapped together. I felt her hands run down my back, and her hands dig deep into the back pockets of my jeans.
Our kiss broke for a moment while she examined a packet she had retrieved from my pocket. She held the packet of condoms in front of me.
"What are these for?" Lisa asked.
"The pharmacist told me they were a talisman to ward off evil phone calls," I said, hoping to defuse her stern look.
"I hope so. I have put the same brand right next to my mobile phone," she laughed.
That was the green light I wanted. I started to unbutton her dress; there was no bra today, so I feasted on her nipples, then, down over her tummy, until I reached her knickers. These were white satin, defiantly knickers to be found and removed by a lover.
My wife has dark hair and has a ferocious mat of dark pubes, so wisps of blonde between Lisa's legs were a joy to find. My mouth closed around her pussy, my tongue sorted out her clitoris and buried itself down into her vagina.
I felt her wetness increase until she let out a little moan. I moved up and kissed her mouth; her tongue cleaned her spilt juices from my face. As we kissed again, she found the condoms I brought and opened her pack. I opened my jeans and pushed them down my thighs.
There was no doubt what I wanted; my prick jutted proudly from my crotch. Lisa rolled the sheath down my prick carefully then, straddling me.
She ground her hot and wanton body down into my hips; I felt my prick jar at the top of her vagina. We set a rhythm; she rose and fell on my prick, occasionally dangling her breasts in my face, so I could lick and nibble her nipples.
My need to cum became too much for me. I started to thrust up into her until my balls pumped their load into the bulb of the condom. Carefully Lisa lifted from me, holding the sheath around my softening prick, then slipped the overfilled sheath from me.
"Oh my, you did need that as much as I did," she laughed.