I'm sprawled across our bed, ass up, browsing Tinder.

Matt, 35. Fuck, I want to cum on that face.

Chris, 38. Let me lick those abs.

But then...

Ben, 21.

Yum.

I show hubby. He's kneading my ass with his crotch, imploring his sodden soldier for one last hurrah.

'What do you think, baby? I bet boy toys can fuck all night.'

He moans, swells inside me. And then — finally! — deep, hard thrusts.

There we go.

He pounds me into the bed. I cum, screaming. One becomes two, three, as I slip into delirium.

Works every time.