Listening from the next room was the closest I have gotten to losing my virginity.  My older sister was 'entertaining' again.  I have no idea who it was this time or why my parents don't seem to care. 

But let me get close to a girl, I get lectured about responsibilities, diseases, and pregnancy.  My friends tell me that parents are hell on daughters but pretty well let sons off without concern.  I mean why are they so concerned about me? 

I stood at the mirror looking at my little fourteen-inch penis trying to figure out what was the problem!