“‘To have and to hold’–that's what you said at the altar, right?

“Well, this ex-boyfriend still has a hold on you, it seems. Seeing how I'm having you while holding down your quivering flesh in your newly carpeted living-room more firmly than your doting husband ever could.

“Remember that when he takes you to dinner tonight. ‘Cos it's going to be the same story next year too. And the next. And the one after that.

“Even when he stops remembering the date, I’m never going to forget your wedding anniversary. Hey, that's the kind of sentimental fucker I am.”