Words can lift you to the highest of peaks or cut you and leave you bloody on the floor. My crush, the stunningly beautiful Catherine, finally decided it was time to become intimate. All my months of longing, of seeing her date the wrong guy after wrong guy, and listening to her cry after a breakup has finally paid off. Weeks of dating and showing her that I was the right guy for her seem to have flown by. Just seeing her naked was an absolute thrill. But it all crashed down at those three little words:

"It's so small!"