Two fifty-year-old friends met up after a ten-year gap and got caught up. Gregory asked Lewis how he could wile away a boring evening in town.

"There is a discreet hotel close by where you can book a room for only ninety quid and any time through the night you just call reception and they send up a partner who gives you all the sex you want. You can call for as many partners as you wish."

"It sounds fantastic. Do you go there often?"

"Oh, I've never been myself, but my wife goes there all the time!"

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