She lay down on my couch, a sight I never imagined.  You've never felt what I felt right then, there was only one possible response.

She all but purred as she pressed herself into the white leather.  The contrast of the white leather and her skin was incredibly enticing, I could only look at her in absolute shock. 

She had caught me completely off-guard and words failed me briefly.  But they did come back and I voiced the one thought at the forefront of my mind:

"Get your goddamn heels off my couch, you Philistine!"  The nerve of some people!