I left my husband and his brother drinking in the lounge. I was too tired and squiffy so went to bed. It must have been about two or three in the morning when I woke up. Thirsty and tired, I went to the kitchen for a glass of water. It was dark.

His brother had crashed, snoring on the sofa. Hubby was asleep on the floor, I nearly tripped over him. I took him to bed and we made love. I woke to the sound of the front door closing. Hubby was asleep, snoring on the sofa. Oh dear, oops.