I had sex with an elderly virgin today. He obviously lacked experience; it was over in a minute. The confined space didn’t help; I had to sit on his lap. It was never my intention to turn him on so much. Perhaps I shouldn’t have been so graphic with the details of my threesome. Once he started masturbating I thought, why waste it? He could finish inside me. I’d never had sex with an older man before, I was curious to see what it would be like. Now I’ll have to find a new priest to take my confession.