The phone pinged, it was a text.

“Sorry we argued this morning darling. How can I make it up to you?”

“I can think of a way.”

“Tell me darling, anything.”

“Would you tie me to the bed and make love to me?”

“Really?”

“Yes, you did say anything.”

“Wow, of course I will, if that’s what you want.”

“I do.”

“You know I’ve always wanted to try that.”

“Yes, and I’m feeling quite naughty today.”

“Okay, I’ll have the bed ready.”

“Lovely, I’ll be home soon.”

I’m not sure whose phone this is, but they really should lock it.